CollegeStuck AU - Alpha University [Homestuck College Fanfiction]

Chapter 1: The Heroic Morning Call

*crawls out of grave* Okay I'm alive. Thank god that giraffe didn't completely kill m-*grave stone falls on me* *muffled screams* DX

-Later-

Ignore the top part. Um. Soooo. Sorry if this series is horrible, I haven't experienced college or anything like that yet. And I WILL be making others books that will have the reader shipped with other people if requested. Don't worry. cx"

*•C0MM0N SH0RTCUTS•*

A/N: Author's Note
Y/N: Your Name
L/N: Last Name

{Warning!} if your a new reader, prepare for a book of the following: +References
+Feels
+Horrible grammar
+Really random A/Ns
+Characters breaking the forth wall...through random A/Ns
+ The endless slogan at the end of the chapters
(Plea2e vote;COMM3NT >:]; AND FoLlOw :o)! Put It In Your Library If Needed!

;w; plaws im despurrate.)
+Way too much apologizing
+ MAYBE (PlannedBecauseIHaveNoOtherWayToMakeItInteresting) Human bucket filling

+Also really peverted A/Ns that make you think wrong

Ignore the last two parts...Have fun! :D

Hey don't hate on me, I least I didn't wait a year >3>

I don't think I can top the first Sburb high..:/ But it's worth a shot!
(^👅^✿)..Also I'm not use to writing fanfics and creating plots in my head automatically. I can't automatically make a perfect story without grammar mistakes. Just saying. ;v; *sad author noises*

Lmao the birthday of the second book is offically on valentine's day yeee
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~Your POV~

Sometimes life is weird. Am I kidding, life is always weird. I thought this as I currently sat on a mountain, wearing weird pajamas. I floated my way towards my friends. Karkat, Dave, Jade, Rose, Gamzee, Kanaya..and do I really have to go on? Don't even get me started on the slight..frienemies. Just don't. I just saved Dave and Jade from dying..and it felt good! Saving people, people like my friends..! But it didn't feel over..The end felt only about near as over.

As I got closer, the world became darker. Gamzee looked sober, Kanaya looked pissed, Karkat and Terezi looked terrfied. Everybody just looked ready to kill and betray each other..What's going on?

I dropped my feet from flight as I landed on a cliff. Wait, no. It wasn't a cliff. Well..it's something..? I'm not sure what is is, but I don't really care. More important things were at hand. I stood behind Terezi, Gamzee, and Karkat.

"HONK." Gamzee yelled. I walked up behind him cautiously, passing a crying Terezi. Suddenly, Gamzee's body disappeared in thin air. I quickly grabbed Karkat's hand before he fell into the lava below him. I helped him up, and he thanked me with a hug. Terezi, however, thanked me with a glare..But I was too busy wondering where Gamzee went to care. It gave me a shake, and scare as I felt the pain on the back of my head.

He just hit me.

Gamzee, the lovable clown friend of mine, actually injured me in some sort of way..?

"GAMZEE! STO-!" Karkat yelled, but got thrown into the lava as he approached Gamzee. Terezi's crying became more alarmed as she watched him fall..Fuck..Karkat no!!

I felt my head got bashed to the floor, blood splattering everywhere. I was thrown in the lava before I can even speak. I saw the words heroic. And felt someone carry my body before I actually burnt into a crisp.

"(Y/N)!" Dave yelled, I heard the voice of choking and coughing. Someone just stabbed Dave..I lifted my eyelids, only to find them shut. The last noise I heard was the sound of a chainsaw before I blacked out from blood loss.