this time it's with friends!
The cast includes:
Me
Mason
Ren
J (from previous chapter)
P (from previous chapter)
Mum (from previous chapter)Enjoy!
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Mason, dumping glitter into a line: This is how the gays get high
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Mason, to a skyrim npc: I've been here ten times in ten different lives and i will kick your ass in every single one of them.
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Ren: Oof, eek. Go suck a deek
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Mason: they're not dead-dead, they're just dead-dead.
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Boss: It's all fun and games until you throw the can of oil on the fire
Me: Are you kidding, that's the best part
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Mason: I may be a fool but I'm not an idiot!
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J: I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid
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Mum: WHAT THE FUCKMum: WHY IS THERE A CHICKEN ON THE COUCH
Me: What the fuck J, why is there a chicken on the couch
Peter: What the fuck J
J: *fucking DYING laughing*
J: So- *bursts into giggles again*
J: It's raining so she followed me inside
J: I didn't have the heart to kick her out
Everyone: *loses their collective shit and starts laughing again*
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[5 Minutes Later]
Mum: *shoos the chicken outside*
Mum: She's just waiting out by the door, wanting to be let back in
Mum: Look what you did J, now she thinks she's entitled
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Me: I got mum to yell "FUCK YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS" at me and i think this is my proudest achievement
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Me, to J: Hey look it's meJ, to me: Hey look it's me!
Me: J WHAT THE FUCK
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YOU ARE READING
quotes from the dumpster fire
Humorrandom shit me and my family come up with, because i love everyone here and they're all assholes