quotes from the dumpster fire

we be vibin

okay this is a bunch of quotes taken from like november to the end of january and i forgot to write them down here so none of them are in any real order, have fun!

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Shaani: *reading last chapter*
Shaani: I think you missed some C's
here

Me: Oh damn, well...

Shaani: Ah
Shaani: I 'c' now  (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞

Me: Damnit Shaani

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Haylee: *singing Hallelujah*
Haylee: Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelu-
Haylee: BUTTERSCOTCH GET OUT OF THE DOG FOOD-
Haylee: Halleluuuuuujah

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Me: Kangaroos are just marsupial deer, change my mind

*dead silence*

Shaani: No

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Mason: I was baptised and a christian
Mason: Now I just exist
Mason: And am ready to fist fight anyone who claims to be god

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Me: I'm an English/French/Dutch bastard who was born and bred Aussie

Mason: You're just a bastard no matter what type

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Mason: I fucking love this manga
Mason: It's humans, fighting gods for the right to live

Me: As you do

Haylee: The usual Tuesday for me

Mason: And Adam is currently fist fighting Zeus with holy knuckle dusters

Me: Oh my god that's great

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Mason: Anyway
Mason: I'm going to go get naked and wet

Me: okay enjoy your shower

Mason: I shall
Mason: I'm glad you knew ahaha

Me: to be fair i've known you for several years now

Mason: yeah that's fair

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Me: *calls haylee's phone three times while trying to help her find it*

Haylee, messaging me after, while sitting in the same room as me: Omg i missed a call from u
Haylee: Omg what's up?

Me: wow really i didn't notice

Haylee: XD

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Me: I AM!
Me: A SLUT!

Friend: What have you ever done that was even remotely slut-like?

Me: I would whore myself out for a good book and you know it.

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Judo Instructor Ian: *flubs a few words while speaking*

Me: *repeats it, incredulously*

J: It's okay, my hearing is dyslexic, it makes no difference

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Someone: Nice leg hair

J: Thanks, i stole it from my brother

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Ian: Don't do anything dumb over summer holidays!