continuation of the chaos!
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Shaani: Look, you shouldn't stick your fingers in places they shouldn't go
Mason: I finger what I want
Shaani: You're gonna lose them, dude
Shaani: Remember, women are chinese finger traps, not just lesbians!
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Shaani: Oh thank god it's just a penguin, I thought it was a rabbit running across the road but it was just a penguin.
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Mason: Hey can i get total silence for a second
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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*at the bowling alley*
Shaani: You may have ended on 77 but I ended on 69 so who's the real winner?
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Spencer: Yee
Spencer: And I can't stress this enough,
Spencer: HAW
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Mason: Jesus christ
Mason: god is dead
Mason: because i killed him
Mason: with my fists
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Mum: Willis [the dog] has been a dick
Mum: He's let himself out the house THREE times today, because there were people here and they gave him pats
Mum: He's a slut
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Mason: im horny and hungry. the best combination while in a graveyard
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6:20 am
Me: *scrolling through comic websites in dead silence*
Dog: PFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT
YOU ARE READING
quotes from the dumpster fire
Humorrandom shit me and my family come up with, because i love everyone here and they're all assholes
