Pero ito sabaw.. 😂😂
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Credits due to Alden Richards for the ig post. Pahiram lang Paps 😊
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M: *going down the stairs very slowly* RJ! RJ! RJJJJ!!
R: Ma! *jumps from the sofa and runs to M and slowly guides her steps going downstairs* Bakit di mo ko tinawagan na gusto mong bumaba? Teka nga kargahin na kita.
M: No need, kaya ko pa pero saglit lang *stops midway and takes a deep breath* Why is your instagram post like that?
R: Instagram? What's with instagram? Teka umupo ka nga muna. *leads M to the couch* yan upo na please Mommy. Why did you go down without telling me? Hindi ka dapat bumababa ng hagdanan mag isa.
M: Tsk! Never mind that. I'm asking about your instagram! Look at your post. Nakakainis! Para namang pinalalabas mong di kita kayang ipagluto kahit breakfast mo man lang. I let my husband eat instant noodles for breakfast. Parang napaka walang silbing kong asawa ah. *frowns*
R: *sits beside M and wrapped his arm around her* Ma.. *kisses M's lips* you are 39 weeks and 6 days pregnant, *caresses and kisses M's baby bump* sabi nga ni Nanay kagampan ka na. Anytime now lalabas na si Thirdy natin. The last thing that I would have you do is make me breakfast. Ate Pe offered to make me some kanina sabi ko wag na muna kasi gusto ko sabay tayo. Nainggit lang ako bigla kay Eric na naabutan kong kumakain ng instant pancit canton sa kusina kaya gumawa din ako.
M: Eh kasi.. *lips trembling about to cry*
R: O wag na, *hugs M* wala akong ibig sabihin dun sa instagram post. Natuwa lang ako sa pancit.
M: Oh God.. RJ.. *tears started to fall from her eyes as she bent her head*
R: Mommy naman, pancit canton lang yun. Maka oh god ka naman parang anlaki ng kasalanan ko. Wala lang yun. Teka delete ko na nga lang. Wag ka na magalit sakin please.. delete ko na ha, abutin ko lang phone saglit. Wag na magalit please.
M: *grabs R's arm* Oh no.. no.. Oh god!
R: Ba't no? Ayaw mo ba? Eto na nga ide-delete ko na.
M: RJ! Not that! My water just broke! Manganganak na ko! *groans*
R: Homaygahd! This is it pansit!
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