luna
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now messaging: losers' club gc!
me: y'all won't believe
what just happened to me
riley (idiot): 👀
jomar (dumbass): you
finally decided to shoot
your shot with your
cute coworker lifeguard?
me: no...
me: you know that whole
"number neighbor" shit
that's going around twitter rn?
riley (idiot): NO WAY
riley (idiot): WHAT DID
THEY SAY
jomar (dumbass): oooh bitchhh
me: i told them bye lmfao
me: SHIT they're messaging me
again hold up
now messaging: unknown
unknown: okay I really think
we got off on the wrong foot
unknown: do you wanna
hear a joke?
me: does "goodbye" mean
something different to you or
unknown: which baseball
player holds water?
me: ...
unknown: the pitcher
me: stop
unknown: not a baseball
fan I see
unknown: okay I have
another one
me: what did I do to
deserve this torture
unknown: why did the
football coach
go to the bank
me: ... why
unknown: because he wanted his "quarter"back HAHA
me: okay... that actually
wasn't bad
unknown: :)
unknown: my name's
jonah btw
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YOU ARE READING
hello, goodbye • jonah marais
Fanfiction"𝚑𝚒! 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋𝚘𝚛!" "𝚘𝚑 𝚗𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚜, 𝚙𝚕𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙" ⤛◈⤜ based on a true event where jonah texts his number neighbor. texting fic.
