luna
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jonah btw: are you not going
to tell me your name :(
me: for all I know, you could
be a 40 year old man
that hits up children
jonah btw: ... are you saying
you're a child
jonah btw: because *although*
i'm not a 40 year old man,
i still wouldn't feel comfy
talking to a child
me: no i'm not a child,
i'm an adult and old enough
to get into clubs, thank you
very much
me: and did you really
just say comfy?
jonah btw: okay so
you're 18+, we're getting
somewhere!
jonah btw: and yes, isn't that
what the kids do nowadays,
shorten everything?
me: so you ARE an old man
me: bye i'm outtie
jonah btw: if you must know,
I actually just turned 21
jonah btw: now that you know
i'm not creepy old pedophile,
*now* will you tell me your name?
me: you could just be
saying that! it's easy to lie
on the internet you know
jonah btw: WELL... how do
I know YOU'RE not a
40-year old crazy person either?
me: ... you make a solid point
me: fine
me: i'm 2o, 21 in a little
over a month
jonah btw: so we're
the same age, see! this
friendship is off to
a great start already!
me: you are so annoying
why am I still talking to you
jonah btw: :(
jonah btw: you secretly think
this is fun, don't lie!
me: ...
me: luna
jonah btw: huh?
me: that's my name
jonah btw: oh
jonah btw: that's pretty :)
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hello, goodbye • jonah marais
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