hello, goodbye • jonah marais

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luna

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jonah btw: are you not going
to tell me your name :(

me: for all I know, you could
be a 40 year old man
that hits up children

jonah btw: ... are you saying
you're a child

jonah btw: because *although*
i'm not a 40 year old man,
i still wouldn't feel comfy
talking to a child

me: no i'm not a child,
i'm an adult and old enough
to get into clubs, thank you
very much

me: and did you really
just say comfy?

jonah btw: okay so
you're 18+, we're getting
somewhere!

jonah btw: and yes, isn't that
what the kids do nowadays,
shorten everything?

me: so you ARE an old man

me: bye i'm outtie

jonah btw: if you must know,
I actually just turned 21

jonah btw: now that you know
i'm not creepy old pedophile,
*now* will you tell me your name?

me: you could just be
saying that! it's easy to lie
on the internet you know

jonah btw: WELL... how do
I know YOU'RE not a
40-year old crazy person either?

me: ... you make a solid point

me: fine

me: i'm 2o, 21 in a little
over a month

jonah btw: so we're
the same age, see! this
friendship is off to
a great start already!

me: you are so annoying
why am I still talking to you

jonah btw: :(

jonah btw: you secretly think
this is fun, don't lie!

me: ...

me: luna

jonah btw: huh?

me: that's my name

jonah btw: oh

jonah btw: that's pretty :)

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