jonah
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me: hi
luna fish!: stop
bothering me i'm at work
me: oh okay i'll
talk to you later
luna fish!: no no
no i was just kidding
luna fish!: please save
me from this living hell
of a job lol
me: where do you work?
luna fish!: this water
park lol i'm a lifeguard
me: oh nice!
luna fish!: except not
really, when you have to
deal with rowdy kids *this*
close from slipping and
eating shit and parents
shouting at your for
"ruining their day"
me: okay maybe
not so nice hahah
me: shouldn't you be...
idk... doing your lifeguard
thing rn instead
of texting???
luna fish!: chill! i'm
on a break
me: are you sure?
luna fish!: yes
me: are you SURE?
luna fish!: YES ALREADY
me: okay, i don't want
to get you into trouble lol
luna fish!: nah
you're good
me: you wanna
play a game?
luna fish!: you sound
like the jigsaw killer and
i'm kinda scared lol
me: who's the jigsaw killer?
luna fish!: ???
luna fish!: you've
never seen the Saw movies??
me: scary movies freak me
out honestly 😅
luna fish!: wow.
luna fish!: this
friendship? cancelled.
me: :(
me: wait
luna fish!: you sound
just like my friends, y'all
like to wait 😂
me: so you admitted
we have a friendship :)
luna fish!: *had
me: you don't mean that!
luna fish!: ... fine
luna fish!: only because
you tried so hard with
your jokes
me: :)
luna fish!: okay gotta
go back to hell! pray for me
me: will do! lol have fun
luna fish!: not possible haha
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hello, goodbye • jonah marais
Fanfiction"𝚑𝚒! 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋𝚘𝚛!" "𝚘𝚑 𝚗𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚜, 𝚙𝚕𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙" ⤛◈⤜ based on a true event where jonah texts his number neighbor. texting fic.
