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jonah

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now messaging: number neighbor!

me: i just had the best idea
for your contact name!

number neighbor!: oh no...

me: wait for it...

me: wait for it

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me: boom!

me: get it? because your
name rhymes with tuna?

me: :)

luna tuna!: you... are the
actual worst

luna tuna!: i'm actually so
offended rn

me: c'mon, it's funny!

me: and delicious in
sandwiches

luna tuna!: i'm blocking you

me: WAIT

me: please don't

me: i'll change it

me: i'll change it

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me: :)

luna fish!: i hate you

luna fish!: blocked

me: :(

•••

luna

now messaging: losers' club gc!

me: guys...

me: my number neighbor's
an idiot

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