hello, goodbye • jonah marais

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luna

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now messaging: losers' club gc!

me: y'all I am sooo sleepy

me: send help and a gallon
of coffee my way pls

jomar (dumbass): bitch
you don't start until 11
how tf you so sleepy

jomar (dumbass): meanwhile
I've been up since 6 AM busting
my ass doing my barista thing 🙄

me: yeah yeah yeah I get it

me: and well

me: I may or may not have
been up until 3 AM texting

jomar (dumbass): BITCH

jomar (dumbass): is this
who I think it is

me: um

jomar (dumbass): YAAAAAASS

jomar (dumbass): should I
start calling y'all lunah or
jona orrr

me: first of all, it's literally
been less than two weeks

me: second of all, I don't
even know what he looks
like and we've never even met

me: third of all, you
are a CRACKHEAD

jomar (dumbass): did I stutter?

jomar (dumbass): so when
are y'all gonna meet 👀

riley (idiot): hi friends i'm at Target

jomar (dumbass): NOT NOW RILEY

jomar (dumbass): actually

jomar (dumbass): while you're
there can you get me some mint
chocolate chip ice cream pls 😇

jomar (dumbass): we're all out
at the apartment, luv ya!!

riley (idiot): will dooo and
oof, I need to catch up
on this conversation

me: all of this is irrelevant
because he has a girlfriend,
so y'all can chill now lmao

riley (idiot): WHAT

riley (idiot): how do you
know that for sure??

me: um, because he mentioned
it pretty briefly last night
while we were going back
and forth between questions?

jomar (dumbass): well... that
can be arranged

me: I am *not* a home
wrecker but thanks anyways!

riley (idiot): well... to be
fair, people lose touch
sometimes

jomar (dumbass): no matter
what you say, y'all have
chemistry between each
other and that's that

me: how can you even say
that lmao you haven't even
seen our conversations

jomar (dumbass): call it
my A+ intuition 🤷🏽‍♂️

riley (idiot): besides, no one
talks for hours on end until
3 AM if there wasn't the
slightest bit of interest there

jomar (dumbass): and a
valid point was made!

me: ever heard of the
word "friends"? I have a
dictionary if you guys
need a quick briefing

jomar (dumbass): 🙄 whatever sis

jomar (dumbass): all i'm
saying is that you talk all
that talk about everything
happening for a reason etc etc etc

jomar (dumbass): so don't
you think that there's a reason
all of this happened? periodt

me: i...

jomar (dumbass): that's
what I thought 🤷🏽‍♂️ look i'm
not telling you to jump on
the guy but to be more open
about the possibility that
maybe him coming into your
life is more important than
you're making it out to be

jomar (dumbass): okay I
have to get back to work
before my manager fires my
ass, talk later!

me: sigh, bye

riley (idiot): bye boo!

riley (idiot): so do you
need anything from Target Lu?

me: do they sell the answers
to life's problems

riley (idiot): uh... no?

me: then nope, i'm
good thanks

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