jonah
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now messaging: wdw make a group chat
me: hey where are
you guys?
🦒 dani: oh good, you're awake
corbean: how's the head?
me: feels like it's been
run over by a train ugh
me: but nothing some
advil can't fix
noodle jack: we're at
the studio doing some
recording, we didn't
want to wake you
me: damn, i'm in some
trouble huh
yung zachy: nah we
covered for you, we said
you were feeling under the
weather and had to
chill for a bit
yung zachy: which, i
mean, isnt completely a lie
me: thanks guys
me: i barely remember
anything from last night after
everything that happened
🦒 dani: hey, no worries
dude. completely understandable
reaction after finding out
what you just found out
me: i'm really sorry i
doubted you guys
me: i should've listened
yung zachy: it's chill
dude, we're just glad the
snake has finally
been exposed
yung zachy: even if it
meant you getting fucked
up last night
me: did i black out?
corbean: no, but i think
you may or may not have
sent drunk texts
corbean: we tried to take
your phone away but you
were not having it lol
me: oh no
me: ohhhh noooo
noodle jack: i have a bad
feeling that you drunk
texted the one person
you shouldn't have lol
me: yeah
•••
now messaging: luna fish!
me: hey
me: listen, i'm really sorry
about everything I
said last night
me: i was going through
something but i still
shouldn't have bothered
you like that
luna fish!: hey, don't
worry about it. i'm really
sorry that happened to you.
me: it's okay. i should've
seen it coming and trusted
everything my friends
have said
me: i'm also really sorry
about upsetting you
luna fish!: j, you could've
just told me you couldn't
make it to the party or that
you didn't want to go at all
instead of sounding so excited
about it and then bailing
without telling me
me: wait, what?
luna fish!: what do you
mean 'what'?
me: i never got an invite
to your birthday party?
luna fish!: huh? i texted
you the invite two days
before and you said
you were coming
luna fish!: and the day of
my party i texted you all
night asking where you were
me: i swear i never
got anything
luna fish!: here I'll send
you the screenshot
One (1) photo delivered.
me: wow
me: my friends really
were right all along. I
feel like an idiot.
luna fish!: what happened?
me: i never got the invite
because val took my phone
and deleted all the messages
before i could see them
luna fish!: damn... she's
luna fish!: she's kinda terrible
me: yeah well, i definitely
realize that now
me: i'm sorry about all
this. and i'm sorry i
disappointed you on
your birthday
luna fish!: no, i apologize. I
shouldn't have ignored you
and should've been
straightforward with you
in the first place.
me: well, i'm glad this
is all cleared up :)
luna fish!: same :)
luna fish!: looool and can
we talk about your drunk texts 😂
luna fish!: you should get
drunk more often because
you're hilarious
luna fish!: if i wasn't sleepy
and still kinda mad at you last
night i would've laughed
hysterically when you said
you liked me LOL
luna fish!: do you always joke
around when you get wasted?
me: oh
me: yeah
me: everything I said was
totally a joke haha
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hello, goodbye • jonah marais
Fanfiction"𝚑𝚒! 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚋𝚘𝚛!" "𝚘𝚑 𝚗𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚜, 𝚙𝚕𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙" ⤛◈⤜ based on a true event where jonah texts his number neighbor. texting fic.
