Underverse Oneshits and Stories

Undertale Chats

Woohoo! I finally made a part two for the crazy group chat chapter! This one will be slightly different, as it will be between smaller groups of people. Each person in the group will be mentioned at the beginning of each section. Let's go!

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Chat- Nightmare and Blueberry
NM: Blue help
Blue: What have you done this time?
NM: I ment to order 20 pizzas, but I accidentally ordered 2000
Blue: How.
NM: idk
Blue: How are you not broke?
NM: I'm very rich. I live in a mansion for a reason.
Blue: This is just like the time you stress-baked 40,000 donuts
NM: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Blue: You're a GOD! You are much older than us! You should be able to function on your own!
NM: I'm about 12,000 in your mortal years, which is like 12 in God years
Blue: So that explains Dream's response to the "What are you, 12?" Question.
NM: GTG, something's burning
Blue: I...why do I even bother?

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Chat- Ink and Dream
Ink: FML
Dream: LANGUAGE! What seems to be the problem? Are you okay?
Ink: Yes technically
Dream: What happened?
Ink: I felt Error destroying an AU, so I get there to stop him, and he's just laying on the ground!
Dream: wut
Ink: Exactly!
Ink: So I try to be nice, and ask him what's on his mind
Dream: What did he say?
Ink: That dumbass turns to me and says "Are doors just vertical lids?"
Ink: I just left and had a crisis on the floor of the Doodlesphere
Dream: dhutdvkuscjkhvdfhkucbkureh
Ink: Dream?
Dream: LOL can't type, laughing to hard!
Ink: —-___—-
Dream: You deserved it. You literally went to a place called 'Tumblrtale'
Dream: YOU HIT THE BLUNT!
*Ink has left the conversation*
Dream: LOL

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Chat- Error and Blue
Blue: where r u
Error: having a crisis on the Anti-Void floor, u?
Blue: Another one? Y?
Error: I ment to fight Ink in Tumblrtale , but the Sans (he goes by Shitpost Sans) made me hit the blunt over—-
Blue: NO DO NOT TELL ME
Error: Are doors vertical lids?
Blue: AH! NO! I REFUSE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
Error: you will.
//20 minutes later\\
Blue: OMG ARE THEY?!?!?
Error: I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?

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Chat- Fresh, Geno, and Error
Geno: Good morning younger siblings. Don't commit die today before I have the chance to kill you myself
Error: gay
Geno: i am. What's your point.
Error: heck i ment to say 'hey'
Fresh: 🏳️‍🌈
Error: good morning to you too Fresh
Error: so i was in Dancetale earlier, and i overheard the Chara and Frisk arguing about whether music was just wiggly air
Fresh: bruh color is just wiggly light too
Geno: don't make me question things even further
Error: LOL
Fresh: *flops around like a dying fish* COLORS! IM PRODUCING COLORS BRUHS!
Error: do u need a Psychiatrist?
Geno: we all need a psychiatrist
Error: true
Fresh: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
Geno: then artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle, aren't they?
Fresh: 👍
Error: sounds about right
Geno: im leaving, goodbye
Error: bye
Fresh: yeet

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Chat- Dust, Horror, Lust, and Killer
Dust: good afternoon sluts
Horror: sup
Killer: howdy
Lust: you know it~
Dust: bE gONe THOT!
Lust: COME GET ME ASSHOLE
Dust: 🖕🏻
Lust: 🖕🏻
Horror: alright, well i have to go to the store bc SOMEONE wont say any names (cough Killer cough) ate all my cereal
Killer: 😅how did u know?
Lust: bye, have a nice day~
Dust: You can say "Have a nice day", no problems. But if you say "Enjoy the next 24 hours", it always sounds vaguely threatening
Horror: omg it does
Killer: aren't we ALL vaguely threatening
Lust: prove it
Horror: good vibes are coming you way. You cant stop them.
Dust: You will succeed. You have no choice.
Killer: The odds will be in your favor. They have to be.
Lust: that
Lust: that was the most threatening way I have ever been cheered up
Killer:🤟
Horror:👌
Dust:🖕🏻
Lust: ALRIGHT YOU WANNA FUCKING GO??????????