Dammit I'm immortal now what? // Jojo x oc (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Chapter 3

"I owe you guys, my name is Smokey what's your?" Smokey asked.

"Joseph Joestar."

"Charlotte," I told him "Joseph don't get hit by a car."

Joseph walked right into the road and a car had to stop "Watch where you're walking buddy! I hope a dog kisses your ass!" The driver yelled.

"That sounds amazing I wanna see that" I said out loud and I couldn't be bothered to stop Joseph from giving the driver a piece of his mind.

Joseph grabbed him by his shirt "What? Say that again! I will have to punch you afterwards."

"Jojo, what are you doing?" Erina appeared.

"Beating up the third person today" I crossed the road with Smokey.

"Grandma Erina!" Joseph panicked and let the guy go.

"What are you doing to that man?" She asked with a stern look.

"Um.....well a taxi! I was stopping it for us" He opened the door to it.

"Nice save" I gave him a thumbs-up as I got into the taxi.

"I learned from the best" He winked at me and got in last.

"Speedwagon called us to New York but he's on vacation somewhere? What a dick" Joseph complained.

"He's seeing some old friends and he is an oil baron it's a busy job," I told him.

"Grandma Erina was there anything ever between you and Speedwagon?" Joseph wiggled his eyebrows and I facepalmed knowing she is gonna probably stick her umbrella up his ass.

"Jojo!" She whacked him over the head with it.

"Let me Erina" I took the umbrella and stabbed him in the butt with it making him scream high pitch.

"I'm sorry I know he is a man of honour! Stop Charlotte I don't want that umbrella to get stuck!" He yelled and I pulled it back.

We went to a nice restaurant we have been to once before when we first got here "Hey waiter you let pigs in this place?" The real pig asked.

"Shove it pig" I glared at him and got Smokey to sit down he looked like he was gonna run away.

"Shut it bitch!" He yelled and Joseph stood up in a very dramatic way.

"Jojo" Erina mumbled.

"Grandma you're not gonna stop me right?" Joseph asked as he stared the guy down.

"No this man has a right to express his own beliefs but to insult a friend and a dear family member is something I will not tolerate, don't cause trouble for others but you may take him down" Erina ordered.

Everyone else is watching us "Roger that," Joseph said with a smirk.

"Wanna fight then?" The pig put his hand in his front pocket.

"Joseph is gonna predict his words isn't he?" I sighed.

"Your brass knuckles are in your pants back pocket," Joseph told him and the pig took them out "Next you will say how did you know about the brass knuckles?"

"How did you know about the brass knuckles?" He freaked out once he noticed Joseph predicted exactly what he said.

"Your fingers show you fight with brass knuckles and there is blood on your shirt so you beat someone up on the way here, there isn't any on your jacket so you took it off for the fight, so you put it in your pants pocket once you were done" Joseph explained and the guy then slipped on the brass knuckles "Your next line is knowing that won't help you any punk."

He said the exact words and punched Joseph over and over again but instead, it was a candle holder and the guy's hand is bleeding, everyone clapped and they all have impressed smile on their faces.

Another man stood up "Where are his eyebrows?" I questioned and Smokey put his hand over my mouth no one but him heard me anyway.

"I'm sorry about my henchman's behaviour, madam you must be Erina Joestar and the lovely lady is Charlotte Brando" He walked over and I raised an eyebrow curious to how he knows our names.

"Speedwagon and I know each other he spoke of you both and London often it's an honour to meet you both at last, I have some information you will want to know, Speedwagon has been murdered" He didn't even warn us.

"You really could have just gave us a small warning before blurting that out no eyebrows guy" I sighed "Who did it?"

"Rumours say the killer was a mystic from Tibet" He informed us and my mind went to the only person it could be.

"Straizo" Joseph and me mumbled.

"His body was found in a river in Mexico, no one knows where the murder took place or where the murder is, or why it happened" He explained and I could see the pity in his eyes.

"I think I know Speedwagon told me about the mask and Dio once it has to be tied to that Charlotte what do you think?" She asked me.

"We gonna have another one of those on our hands" I sighed.

Joseph punched the guy in the stomach "I believe you but you don't give news to an old lady and a beautiful lady without warning, you have made them feel hurt and sad" He then finished the guy by throwing him into a table.

"I don't want any more death," I mumbled while staring down at the table.

"I won't die" Joseph ruffled my hair and reassured me.

We took Erina home to rest and I stayed out with the other two because I wanted to get my mind off his death and I know Straizo will be coming after Joseph first.

We went to a cafe "Charlotte where did you get that newspaper from?" Smokey asked across from me.

"Somewhere" I mumbled and Joseph looked at it as well.

Joseph then gasped and pointed at it "Charlotte this could help you" I whacked him with some hamon "Why does that hurt so much!?"

Smokey took the newspaper "Turn A cup into a C" He mumbled.

Joseph got up and walked outside "That guy?" Smokey pointed at someone.

"Straizo! He looks the same as he did 50 years ago" I got up and rushed out the door.

"50!!?" I heard Smokey yell as the door closed behind me.