Dammit I'm immortal now what? // Jojo x oc (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Chapter 5

The women woke up "Here's your tooth even though I know it won't help" I gave her it.

She gave me a gentle smile and then Joseph started flirting with her "Let me escort you home" He wiggled his eyebrows.

She punched him right in the jaw "The hell!?" He shouted at her.

"How dare you nearly leave me to die and that's a punch of revenge" She yelled with anger.

"I did?" He mumbled trying to remember.

"You did" Both me and Smokey clarified for him.

"Really? But you're so pretty" He told her, and she kicked him in the shin, and she then started screaming in pain "She must be feeling the pain of her missing tooth now."

"Let's go to Mexico" Joseph pulled me by my arm.

We took a plane and it nearly crashed and then we rode motorcycles to the place and had to take care of someone, but we got some good information out of them, Speedwagon is alive. We hid our bikes behind a boulder well Joseph crashed into it, so we had to leave them there.

Joseph had to disguise himself to look like a women, so we could get into the place "This isn't gonna work" I told him.

"What? But I look fabulous" He did a pose.

"Body check!" One of the guards yelled and had the women lift up their skirts, and they didn't touch them nicely.

"Let's just punch them" I hid behind him.

"Next" They shouted with joy and then Joseph walked forward.

"I brought some tequila can I get through?" He did the duck lips and pushed out his ass.

"Hands in the air you beast!" They shouted and aimed their guns at him.

"Damn you're trained well I can't believe you saw through my disguise" Joseph groaned.

"Look in a mirror you creep!" One of them yelled.

"What!?" Joseph went back to his manly voice.

"Joseph look this way," I told him, and he turned fully and I took a picture with a camera "Thank you."

I put the camera away and grabbed his fake boobs that are coconuts and threw them at the men and Joseph then kicked them both in the face.

"Why did you take a picture?" He questioned me.

"For your future children and grandchildren," I told him and he whined at me to not show them it to them in the future.

We took their uniform and wore it as a disguise but it is very baggy on me we snuck in easily, and we put on fake German accents and I said random words to each person we passed by "How do they buy this?" I asked Joseph.

"Wait you weren't speaking German?" Joseph asked shocked.

"No, I just said random food" We made it to where Speedwagon is to find a naked man shooting something from his fingers that are cut off on the ends.

"Barrier" We took some hair from a German man and used hamon on it to stop the bullets.

"Jojo! Charlotte! Listen to me that is Santana the pillar man he uses the mask to turn humans into vampires then he eats them" Speedwagon informed us.

Joseph walked forward and poke him on the nose "Hello! How are you? Nice to meetcha" Joseph danced.

"You eat humans why? Do we actually taste like chicken?" I asked Santana and he turned to me and his eyes widened.

"There's a reaction" Joseph laughed and Speedwagon questioned why Joseph is doing this "I'm trying to see if he is a nice guy."

"Don't be daft he killed all my men!" The German shouted at Joseph.

"Don't put him in a cage and experiment on him then!" I kicked him in the shin.

"We only came here for Speedwagon so we have no reason to fight him" Joseph stuck his fingers up the german's nose.

The guy walked past Joseph and grabbed my hand pulling me with him "Hey!" Joseph and tried to trip the guy but Joseph fell to the ground instead.

Santana picked up a gun "I...never..seen..this...before..what..is..it?" He looked at me.

"A gun," I told him, and he let my hand go and started taking it apart easily, "I thought he didn't know what it was" I moved back to stand with the others before he could grab me again.

"It was the other way around he was observing us!" Speedwagon shouted.

"Hey answer me" Joseph poked him on the head and Santana rib bones came out of his skin and tried to crush Joseph he used hamon to keep them from closing in on him, but he was flung into the ceiling.

"Is he...the only....one like...that?" He asked and was heading for Speedwagon next.

"Don't you dare!" I used hamon on my fist and punched him but it didn't work.

"So..there...is..more....I...dont't..want...to..hurt....her," He said while looking at me.

"Get off them!" Joseph went to punch not seeing that mine didn't work and the same happened with his.

Santana's flesh wrapped around Joseph's fist, and he screamed pulling back just his arm leaving us all shocked then he showed us that he faked his hand being taken off "You will lose that hand one day if you keep doing stuff like that" I sighed.

"It's just a little joke so hamon doesn't work on him, what do we do?" Joseph asked me and I can tell he's very nervous.

"No clue sadly" I answered.

"It does work it keeps him from eating you both" Speedwagon informed us and Santana for some reason was running at us.

"Oh lovely! Do you need some ketchup with that?" I asked him sarcastically and he was very confused.

"Ketchup?" He asked and I found a knife nearby and threw it to Joseph he stabbed it into Santana's arm but it didn't pierce his skin, so he went for the eyes but that was the same, and Joseph got kicked in the stomach by Santana.

Santana started pulling Joseph into his body, but Joseph used hamon to cut him in half "I figured out how he absorbs everything his cells digest everything" Joseph explained Santana used his upper body to get to Joseph, but he wrapped him up in some chains to stop him.

I put my hand up into his chest and used my hamon "If your hamon wasn't powerful enough to kill him maybe mine will be" I unleashed it all but it wasn't enough all I did was make him break into smaller piece and got rid of a whole leg.

"Charlotte we need to drag him into the sunlight!" Joseph told me and I ran to open the door but I got tackled by Santana's foot and he kept me down I used hamon breathing to get them off me.

I found Joseph halfway up the stairs and I kicked Santana to get him further up "Thanks I'm too tired to use hamon" Joseph told us as he is heavily breathing.

Santana was able to stab me with the knife Joseph had before disrupting my breathing, so he was able to hold me down and Joseph didn't have the strength to fight him off "You're not supposed to be fighting me you exist for a different reason Charlotte" Saniana can talk full sentence perfectly now.

"Like I care!" I shouted at him.

"Stroheim!" Joseph shouted he was so close to the door but Santana is stopping him with some of his flesh.

"Cut my leg off!" He ordered us.

We didn't want to but it's the only way "Okay!" Joseph grabbed one the axes used as decoration on the wall and cut off his leg and Stroheim was able to open the door.