Dammit I'm immortal now what? // Jojo x oc (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Chapter 11

"Maybe I should bring her some panties?" I saw Joseph going through LisaLisa's suitcase.

"JOSEPH!" I whacked him over the head making him fall to the floor.

"Charlotte!" He whined and pulled himself up using the bed and then picked something up "What's this? This photo was from fifty years ago, Charlotte you had a kid!"

Joseph held up the picture it's of me sitting down with LisaLisa in my arms as a baby and Erina is next to me while Speedwagon and Straizo are standing in the back.

"No I just raised them like I did with you" I explained.

"LisaLisa did call you mum before and you call her Liz" I picked up the necklace as he was babbling on "HEY WAIT FOR ME!!"

We went outside to see both Wamuu and Kars posing in unnatural ways and LisaLisa is staring at us I held up the necklace and Joseph lit a match and used it on the stone to show its the real thing.

"We accept," Kars told us.

LisaLisa came over to us and Joseph handed her the picture he found and I gave her the necklace "I see you must want to talk about these photos."

"Just who are you?" Joseph asked.

She explained who she is "Wait you really were a baby 50 years ago then you must be......." Joseph is counting his fingers "Really old" Joseph was shocked and I facepalmed.

"SHE IS 50 YOU IDIOT! SERIOUSLY YOU ARE THE ONE THIS WORLD IS RELYING ON TO SAVE IT AND YET YOU CAN'T EVEN COUNT!!" I yelled at him.

"Mum?" LisaLisa was holding her hands up nervously and wanted me to calm down.

I noticed my shouting scared everyone even Kars seemed slightly unnerved, Joseph studied LisaLisa "Oh I see a wrinkle" He pointed out "Just kidding" He laughed nervously when she glared at him.

"Erina was pregnant when I was a baby so I was raised by Charlotte and Straizo they both taught me hamon and Straizo gave me the red stone" She explained.

"So you and Straizo had a thing" Joseph smirked at me.

LisaLisa watched as I chased Joseph and I tripped him up and kicked him in the leg a couple times "Sorry! I'm sorry!" Joseph yelled.

"Are you ready?" Wamuu asked and then looked down at Joseph who is on the floor apologising to me.

Some black horses came running with a chariot attached to them Wamuu stopped them and Kars explained that they made the horses into vampires.

"How did the mask even fit?" I asked.

"In the arena, Jojo and Charlotte will face Wamuu in an ancient style chariot duel! Charlotte will not be killed because she is part of the reward, Wamuu will only need to kill Jojo!" Kars exclaimed.

They explained the rules and showed us how to control the horses "WAMUU! WAMUU!" The vampires wouldn't shut up.

"Mu- Charlotte, Joseph win this" LisaLisa ordered.

Joseph took his jacket off and threw it away it landed on a vampire's face "I CAN'T SEE! I CAN'T SEE!" The vampire ran around and knocked itself out by running into a wall.

"That's just stupid" I sighed.

"Where is the vampire who gave you immortality?" Kars asked me.

"Dead, he was my brother he wanted me to rule the world with him" I explained.

"I will not end up as your wife I will meet my soulmate and be able to age again so you will be dying today or tomorrow" I smiled at him.

"Such a confident and brave women it makes me desire for you even more" He smirked.

"I'm gonna puke" I gagged.

"Charlotte here! Here!" Joseph called me over and I noticed he is wearing Ceaser's headband.

"Give me your hand" I demanded.

Joseph gave me his hand and I put the nose ring on his finger "Oh you wanna marry me?"

"I rather marry a guy with a creepy hand fetish" I stuck my tongue at him.

We went into the arena and saw a weapon on the course the first one out of us to reach it first gets it.

"I expect an excellent fight" Wamuu told us.

"Hey let's cheat like the old days" I whispered and pointed at some stones.

Joseph smirked and started moving them underneath Wamuu's wheels "Charlotte Jojo!" LisaLisa yelled.

"We are cleaning up the rock so we have a good start" I explained and winked at her showing we were planning something.

"Climb on!" She shouted and we climbed on at the last second.

"Start!"

Our horses started running but Wamuu's ones stopped "JOJO!! MISS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!" He yelled.

"He still thinks that is my name" I mumbled shocked.

We are the closest to the collum "Here it is!" Joseph exclaimed.

He held out his hand and grabbed the sledgehammer but we were going so fast it started to slip out of his hand and it just got caught on his ring "Now that is some luck" I sighed in relief.

I watched Wamuu and saw he isn't nervous at all he must be planning something "Here is some oil and he might be planning something" I warned Joseph.

He used the oil on the hammer Wamuu then slowed down "Let's get him!" Joseph smirked.

"Wait don't slow down!" I yelled and Wamuu took out a whole pillar to use as a weapon.

"Now I get why your called the pillar men! And no thanks I don't want a pillar!" I yelled and pulled Joseph with me as Wamuu smashed our chariot with the pillar.

We landed on the ground and I rolled Wamuu is heading to crush Joseph with the horses.

Joseph grabbed the hammer and ran at the horses and used it to sling himself up and land on a horse as he did that I used my scarf I'm wearing to grab onto Wamuu and pull myself on to the chariot and hit him with some hamon.

He then pushed me away, and disappeared "Where did he go!?" Joseph shouted.

Joseph got grabbed by his shoe, and he jumped up his shoe came off "So Wamuu is inside the horse didn't know he was into that" I mumbled and stood up.

Joseph jumped to attack him and I threw some string around Wamuu's right arm and Joseph did the same to his left arm and we used our hamon when he used divine sandstorm.

Wamuu's arms are left barely attached to his body and Joseph landed back onto his chariot.

The next weapons were put out "Charlotte!" Joseph held out his hand and got near Wamuu's chariot, so I jumped and he grabbed me and pulled me on to his one.

We heard something and looked back to see Wamuu made himself blind, and he is now a unicorn "A horn really?"

"We lost Ceasar your eyes are nothing compared!" Joseph yelled and I agreed.

Wamuu jumped back onto his chariot "Two crossbows we should go for the sm-"

"THE BIG ONE!!"