Dammit I'm immortal now what? // Jojo x oc (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)

Chapter 39

"FOOD!!! FOOD!!!" Okuyasu cheered and I ran into him and Josuke.

"Oh Charlotte do you want to come with us to try out a new restaurant?" Okuyasu asked me.

"Sure I'm hungry" I nodded, and we went to a place called Trattoria.

We went in to find only two tables "No one is here" I mumbled.

"Greetings table for three?" A chef came from the kitchen "Please have a seat."

He pulled out a seat for us each, and we sat down "Your Italian right?" I asked recognisng the accent.

"Yes, I just came here my name is Tonio Trendy I have travelled the world and studied various cuisines I will make you food that will make you feel your best" Tonio explained.

"Nice I wonder what I should get!" Okuyasu yelled.

"Oh we don't have a menu" He informed us.

"So we are going to just eat air?" I asked.

"I vote to eat me first" Okuyasu put up his hand.

"We aren't going to starve so no and I don't want to find out if humans actually taste like chicken" I rejected.

"We do?" Josuke asked and I nodded.

"I serve depending on the customer so I know what to serve after looking at the customer" Tonio explained.

"The hell!? We can't have what we want!" Okuyasu freaked out.

"You had diarrhoea last night?" Tonio asked him as he stared at his hand "Your intestinal walls are inflamed and you only slept for four hours, let me see your other hand I see you have althete's foot on your right foot, you also have two cavities and a stiff left shoulder."

"HOW!?" Okuyasu yelled and hid behind my chair.

"Now may I have your hand miss?" He asked me and I gave him my hand "Your doing quite well you had a child and are doing well psyhcial but your suffering a lot of emotional trauma, death mostly, you were sexual frustra-" I grabbed his hand and twisted.

"Want me to break it?" I asked.

"I'm sorry miss I won't say anymore" Tonio apologised "Now let me give you all some water, would you like to order any food?" He asked Josuke.

"I'm not really hungry maybe just a coffee" He rejected.

"Will do" Tonio walked off.

"Well he has an ability anyone who is sane wouldn't want" I mumbled.

"Why?" Okuyasu asked me.

"Do you want to be able to tell that someone's ass is inflamed or that they have more sex than you by just looking at their hand?" I asked.

Okuyasu was actually thinking about it "Your answer better be no" Josuke told him "Anyway if we don't like the food we can complain then leave."

"I can just pay I have money" I informed him.

"THE WATER!" Okuyasu exclaimed.

We both tried our water "Oh this is bizarrely good" I mumbled.

"Its like a princess in the Alps playing the harp!" Okuyasu explained and he made no sense like usual.

"What brand of water is this?" Josuke asked.

"Tap?" I shrugged.

"Its making me cry" Okuyasu cried.

"Oh tears are coming up" I wiped them away.

"Here" Josuke handed me a hankerchief.

"Thanks," I tried to wipe the tears away with it but even more were coming out like a river now and it was the same for Okuyasu.