A mistake [A Countryhumans Chat-fic]

The beginnings

10:00 p.m.

United States of America has added Россия, United Kingdom and 10 others to "Group Chat!"

United States of America: wassup fuckers

United Kingdom: Watch your language.

Россия: U know I'm gay for u and shit but почему?

Canada: yes brother dearest why would you do this?

United States of America: i just thought about how great it would be to annoy all of u at the same time

Україна: You could have said anything, yet you chose the worst option possible.

United States of America: no ive chosen the truth

United States of America: who do u think i am? a liar?

United States of America: i never lie. im a truther. truth only!

Suomi: First of all: Mikä helvetti tämä on? Second: R u serious, Ame?

Canada: you must suffer with us, mate.

Россия: What kind of question is this? U know he's serious.

Canada: Ame remember Hamburger and Maple Syrup.

United States of America:

United States of America: ...

United States of America: so i may have lied

United Kingdom: What has America lying to do with them?

Canada: uhhhmm...

United States of America: NOTHING!

United Kingdom: While I don't necesserally believe you right now, I will let this slide. One day you'll tell me. Or I'll find out. Whatever comes first I suppose.

Suomi: Whom tf are Hamburgers and Maple Syrup? Aren't they food or smth?

Canada: "or smth?" are you seriously not sure or are you just playing with me???

Україна: Wondering about that too.

France: Hé bien oui, but that are also the names of our chats.

Україна: У вас є коти?! Can I see them sometime? Also, hello Франція!

Canada: hey, mom!

United Kingdom: Hello, love.

France: Bonjour mes amis! Bonjour mon amour!

United States of America: Ok but no realtalk real quick, homies

United States of America: How come we didnt have a groupchat yet? it was long overdue!

France: I do have to agree with you on that.

Россия: Better question yet: was this really necessary?

Suomi: Didn't UN tell us NOT to make a groupchat because the one we in the EU had went through the roof and only brought problems?

United Kingdom: I believe so, yes. To be honest, I only remember The Aftermath.

Україна: Why is the aftermath capitalised?