A mistake [A Countryhumans Chat-fic]

Is this plot? In MY chatfic? More likely than you think

3:31 a.m.

"A mistake"

Cotton Eye Joe: to remember how many feet there are in a mile u just gotta use 5 tomatoes

Cotton Eye Joe: five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and theres 5280 feet in a mile.

Fourth Reich: To remember how many meters there are in a kilometre, you just remember "1000", because the system of measurement in the rest of the world wasn't invented by a drunk mathematician rolling dice.

Cotton Eye Joe: :(

Cotton Eye Joe: s.o.s FBI

Cotton Eye Joe: someone hurt me

Red Army: STAB them.

Cotton Eye Joe: but i like them

Großdeutsches Reich: STAB THEM SOFTLY.

Fourth Reich: Please do not stab me.

Red Army: Anyway.

Red Army: How is most handsome person in world doing? @GroßdeutschesReich

Großdeutsches Reich: I don't know, how are you?

Red Army: I'm fine-

Can I into Nordic?: ( • )   ⁋   ( • )

White Death: Don't you eyeball them I know what this means.

The nice once: what does it mean?

Can I into Nordic?: :)

Großdeutsches Reich: Stop eyeballing us how dare.

Red Army: Ты хорошо выглядишь. Я хочу тебя поцеловать.

Großdeutsches Reich: What?

Red Army: SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.

Großdeutsches Reich: Sowjet- I can speak Russian-

Red Army: And?

Großdeutsches Reich: This is a text conversation. I can reread this.

Red Army: Блядь.

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1:22 p.m.

"A mistake"

Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: most USSR x Teich stuff is Russian

Cotton Eye Joe: W H E E Z E

Cotton Eye Joe: T E I C H

Fourth Reich: 10/10 points for originality.

Cotton Eye Joe has changed Großdeutsches Reich's name to "Teich"

Can I into Nordic?: you heard of USSR x Teich, now get ready for;

Can I into Nordic?: Onion x Teich