A mistake [A Countryhumans Chat-fic]

Ooops I spilled all my fun facts...

4:23 p.m.

"A mistake"

Can I into Nordic?: i think it's an universal truth that everyone in our generation takes Pluto losing its planetary status as personal offense

K-Pop and Mukbang: Yes

N.K: Pluto is smaller than Russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

Spooky Scary Skeleton: BECAUSE ITS PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTHEM

Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: OHANA MEANS FAMILY

K-Pop and Mukbang: FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

Großdeutsches Reich: Today I learned that people have strong feelings about Pluto.

N.K.: The longer you stay here, the more shit you are going to learn.

Großdeutsches Reich: I live with VSA. What do you expect?

Wales: piggybacking off of that...

Wales: so turns out the guy who discovered Uranus originally wanted to name it "George".

N.K.: Just imagine a planet named George.

K-Pop and Mukbang: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, GEORGE

Großdeutsches Reich: @Сою́з Сове́тских Социалисти́ческих Респу́блик

Red Army: ?

Großdeutsches Reich: Scroll up.

Red Army: And?

Red Army: Wait

Red Army: Oh-

Spooky Scary Skeleton: HUH????

Big-Tiddy-Goth-GF: :0 ??

K-Pop and Mukbang: I am confused...

N.K.: Me too..

Großdeutsches Reich: :)

Spooky Scary Skeleton: WAIT NO THAT SCARES ME WTF IS GOING ON-

12:36 a.m.

"A mistake"

Super Mario Brothers: Ciao amici! Can I get some funfacts? Mi annoio..

Fourth Reich: England is named after the Anglo-Saxons. However, things could have gone very differently.

Fourth Reich: In our universe: England is named after a Germanic tribe called the Angles. The language of England is called "English", and speakers of this language are called "Anglophone".

Fourth Reich: In another universe: Sexland is named after a Germanic tribe called the Saxons. The language of Sexland is called "Sexish", and speakers of this language are called "Saxophone".

K-Pop and Mukbang: We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close

Spooky Scary Skeleton: daD- DAD WHY ISNT HE NAMED THAT WAY-

God Save the Queen: Because he is a mature adult.

Witchy France: He was considering it. The only thing that held him from it was a coin toss and his government deciding on their own.