A mistake [A Countryhumans Chat-fic]

The mystery of Hamburger and Maple Syrup: the sequel

2:09 a.m.

"A mistake"

8 minutes of sleep: Pardon my language for now, okay?

8 minutes of sleep: Who of you absolute verschissenen Bastarde made Amerika cry?

8 minutes of sleep: I know the entire conversation of what happened is up here but I don't have the nerve to read it so please, a quick explanation of what the fuck happened and who of you fuckers made him cry.

N.K.: Long story short, Estonia found out that America and Canada stole two cats from a little girl and told France and UK they found them on a street corner and lied about them. Estonia told everyone despite them begging him not to. France and UK decided to hang out posters and search for the real owners and give them to a shelter if they do not find them. America and Canada left the chat after that.

8 minutes of sleep: Thank you.

8 minutes of sleep: @/Estonia @/France @/United Kingdom

8 minutes of sleep: Get your fat asses in here.

Baguette: ?

God Save the Queen: What is going on with your language today, lad?

Can I into Nordic?: i think i know what this is gonna be about

Can I into Nordic?: nüüd tunnen end taas süüdi.

8 minutes of sleep: Scroll up.

8 minutes of sleep: First of all, Estland, why did you choose to tell everyone about this instead of keeping the secret, considering you knew that it wasn't a good performance?

Can I into Nordic?: because i thought it wasn't gonna be a big deal! 

Can I into Nordic?: besides i know why they stole them in the first place and i thought they would explain that!!

8 minutes of sleep: Why didn't they explain their reason?

Can I into Nordic?: because France and UK didn't let them! they literally told them they didn't need to explain cuz it wouldn't matter anyway!

8 minutes of sleep: Why didn't you let them exlplain, Frankreich, VK?

Baguette: Because they stole the cats from a little girl!

Baguette: There is no explanation for that!

Baguette: Je n'ai pas l'intention de les laisser garder quelque chose qu'ils ont volé!

God Save the Queen: There is no reasoning for stealing. Just like killing. Or starting wars.

8 minutes of sleep: You say one more word going into that kind of direction and I am making sure Brexit is gonna be a fucking bitch and you come crawling back to EU on your dirty, pathetic knees and beg to be let back in. I will not tolerate you bringing up the past in a conversation where it is not involved in. I am trying to solve a conflict here and make sure that all partys are okay and understand each other. I hope I made myself clear.

8 minutes of sleep: Now, while I couldn't get Ame to join us again, Canada agreed to explain the situation.

8 minutes of sleep has added Canada to "A mistake"

8 minutes of sleep: Thank you for joining, Kanada. Please explain now.

Canada: we didnt steal them without reason! we saw that the girl was abusing them. she was like; trowing them around and pulling on their ears and tails and they were too small for their age and when we took them to the doctor they said they had old injuries that didnt heal or healed wrong. thats why we took them.

Baguette: Oh.

8 minutes of sleep: Thank you Kanada. Would you like to stay or take a break from this chat like Ame?

Canada: ill stay.

Can I into Nordic?: I am sorry, Canada. It was very insensitive of me to just tell everyone about it.

Canada: oh not its okay! America said he was happy that you told everyone because now we dont have to feel guilty about it anymore. he said it was time to admit the truth anyway, he just felt very overwhelmed and panicked because Hamburgers and Maple Syrup are the first things mom and dad let us have ourselves and take care of without their help. they where our first responsibility.

God Save the Queen: Please tell America we will not hang posters around or give them away. We are also sorry for not letting you explain. 

Baguette: Je suis tellement désolé bébé! J'ai été tellement choquée et bouleversée quand j'ai lu que je ne pensais pas avoir d'explication! JE SUIS VRAIMENT DÉSOLÉ!

Canada: ill do that, dad. 

Canada: C'est bonne maman! Aucun mal réel fait. Nous aurions dû essayer de l'expliquer ou de vous dire la vérité toutes ces années en arrière. Nous avons juste pensé que vous nous diriez de les renvoyer en adoption si vous entendiez la vraie raison.

8 minutes of sleep: Now please, in the future think about if it is insensitive to share something with everyone or to just let someone explain themselves so something like this does not happen again.

8 minutes of sleep: Ich werde mich dann mal verabschieden und zu Amerika und Russland aufs Sofa gehen. Gute restliche Nacht.

Can I into Nordic?: goodbye!

N.K.: 당신은 너무 행운이 있습니다.

N.K.: 당신은 그녀없이 죽었을 것입니다.

N.K.: 빌어 먹을 놈들

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VOCABULARY USED:

verschissene Bastarde (GER) - shitty bastards

Amerika (GER) - America

Estland (GER) - Estonia

Frankreich (GER) - France

VK = Vereinigtes Königreich (GER) - United Kingdom

Kanada (GER) - Canada

Ich werde mich dann mal verabschieden und zu Amerika und Russland aufs Sofa gehen. Gute restliche Nacht. (GER) - I will leave now and join America and Russia on the couch. Good rest of the night.

nüüd tunnen end taas süüdi. (EST) - now I feel guilty again.

Je n'ai pas l'intention de les laisser garder quelque chose qu'ils ont volé! (FRA) - I do not intend to let them keep something they stole!

Je suis tellement désolé bébé! J'ai été tellement choquée et bouleversée quand j'ai lu que je ne pensais pas avoir d'explication! JE SUIS VRAIMENT DÉSOLÉ! (FRA) - I am so sorry baby! I was so shocked and upset when I read that I did not think I had any explanation! I AM REALLY SORRY!

C'est bonne maman! Aucun mal réel fait. Nous aurions dû essayer de l'expliquer ou de vous dire la vérité toutes ces années en arrière. Nous avons juste pensé que vous nous diriez de les renvoyer en adoption si vous entendiez la vraie raison. (FRA) - It's good mom! No real harm done. We should have tried to explain it or tell you the truth all these years back. We just thought you'd tell us to send them back to adoption if you heard the real reason.

당신은 너무 행운이 있습니다. (KOR) - You are so lucky.

당신은 그녀없이 죽었을 것입니다. (KOR) - You would have died without her.

빌어 먹을 놈들 (KOR) - Fucking bastards