A mistake [A Countryhumans Chat-fic]

Let's make names!

8:00 a.m.

"A mistake"

日本: OwO whats dis UwU

Suomi: Oh god. It's a furry.

Canada: what's a furry???

Polska: What is this and why are there so many notifications from this?

Беларусь: Японія!~ Польшча!~

Беларусь: One: Where were you earlier?

Беларусь: Two: How are you?~

Polska: Nic mi nie jest =). I was talking Niemcy into taking a break and went to sleep when I got back home.

日本: my phone had no battery left and I was to lazy and comfy in my spot to charge it :<

Беларусь: Wow. You can be one of the laziest people I know.

Polska: I cannot believe you, Japan. You just needed to move like, what? 5 metres? :/

日本: i am literally part cat. I HAVE EARS AND A TAIL. i can be as lazy as I want to be. i actually have an excuse. unlike some people.

日本: Im looking at you アメリカ.

United States of America: ME?! what did i ever do to you?

日本: well... you nuked my country TWICE!

United States of America: THAT WAS BACK THEN! I APOLOGIZED!

United States of America: it wasnt even your country it was your moms back then

Беларусь: How about we change the subject?

Polska: Proszę.

United States of America: ok!

10:30 a.m.

"A mistake"

Polska: Nobody ever changed the topic.

United States of America: what is this nickname feature and WHY THE FUCK arent we using it?!

Беларусь: I'm saying this on behalf of UK because he isn't here to do it himself:

Беларусь: Watch your damn language.

United States of America: not even this way i can escape

日本: there is a nickname feature??? \(*-*)/

United States of America: lets have some fun then!!~

Polska: America don't do that. That's Belarus's thing. =(

United States of America: u right it looks wrong

Беларусь: Yes it does.

日本: as you were saying Ame-kun,

日本: lets have some fun (/◕ヮ◕)/

United States of America changed their name to "This is America"