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A mistake [A Countryhumans Chat-fic]

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In which: America adds the countrys into a group chat. Shenanigans ensue. -------------------------------------------------------- !Warnings! for; - Mentions of historical events - Cursing - Dark Humor (bad humor in general probably) - OOC Characte...

#america #australia #belarus #canada #chatfic #countryhumans #estonia #finland #france #germany #indonesia #italy #japan #malaysia #mexico #newzealand #northkorea #philippines #poland #russia #southkorea #thirdreich #ukraine #unitedkingdom #ussr

When your 69 year old frenemy roasts you

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4:56 a.m.

                          
"A mistake" 

                          


                          
Big Daddy has changed their name to "Red Army"

                          


                          
Red Army: I have changed name to terrifying thing.

                          
Spooky Scary Skeleton: even USSR does it! tf is up with the rest of u?

                          
Can I into Space?: Maybe we don't want to?

                          
Spooky Scary Skeleton: WHAT

                          
N.K.: Not everyone fucking likes Halloween as much as you, 잡종.

                          
Spooky Scary Skeleton: BUT HOW CAN U NOT LIKE HALLOWEEN?!

                          
N.K.: Some of us just don't have it in our fucking cultures. 우리는 다른 것들이 있습니다!

                          
Spooky Scary Skeleton: hmpf

                          
Salsa is everywhere: i found Yahoo!!!

                          
Can I into Space?: You what?

                          
The Arepa is mine: He found Yahoo!

                          
Salsa is everywhere: me and Vene have been reading and "answering" all the funny questions!!!

                          
Spooky Scary Skeleton: I wanna do that too!

                          
Gulag: Yo, Ficker.

                          
Spooky Scary Skeletons: Russia???

                          
Gulag: No. Think you stupid swine.

                          
Red Army: Привет Рейх.

                          
Gulag: Grüß Gott, dummer Kommunist.

                          
Can I into Space?: I think I should leave.

                          
Gulag: No worries, Polen. I just want to talk. Deutschland is sleeping right now and I'm alone and bored.

                          
Salsa is everywhere: but America and URSS and Rusia?

                          
Spooky Scary Skeleton: im at a meeting in my country and the Russians went to Siberia for a week. hes alone with Ger.

                          
The Arepa is mine: How are you doing in this year?

                          
Gulag: Quite fine. Deutschland showed me how everything works around here. I'm a smart mind, so I grasp concepts quite fast.

                          
Red Army: How you got Российский телефон?

                          
Gulag: Your English is so horrible... 

                          
Gulag: He left it here.

                          
Gulag: I read something about Yahoo! questions? Bring it on.

                          
Salsa is everywhere: bueno esta bien...

                          
The Arepa is mine: We ask the questions, you all answer

                          
Salsa is everywhere: ¡¡¡el primero!!!

                          
Salsa is everywhere: "what do i do

                          
Salsa is everywhere: my girlfriend has a twin and i always get the 2 confused so i accidentally had intercourse with their father out of confusion.

                          
Salsa is everywhere: please help im panicking."

                          
Spooky Scary Skeleton: LMAO HOW THE FUCK EVEN
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