50 Shades of The Hobbit!

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Hey Tolkienettes!

Today, we, the fangirls, will fangirl because today I added the version where the actors 'read' the song, but it's sooo hilarious, and I really couldn't stop laughing because of Benedict wahahhahah XD and the way Martin does it is soooo cute, you'll die! And sorry for that, just in case you die, sorry!

Martin reads it like he's talking to his children, sooooo cute!

BENEDICT YOU ARE NOT GANDALF! WAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA XD

LUKE IS HAVING SOOOO MUCH FUN, HE LOOKS SO HAPPY AND CUTE! <3 hahah

Now Richard is really having fun, like, my gods he is soooo serious XD lighten' up dude! We'll take it from here darling! *Richard with low voice* You go girls!* TUTUTUTUUU  Weee are the fangirls, godesses of the books, and proclaimers of hero's and actors! Actors like Dean O'Gorman! Hunny you mean Aidan Turner! WOOOHOWOOOWW I'd like to make some sweet- Our story, actually begins before Bilbo was born, many Era's ago.... WOOOOOOWWWYEAH Oh when Middle Earth was new, and it was down on its luck, everywhere gigantic dragons- "STOP IT CUT IT OUT, CUT IT OUT! No songs here!" *Peter Jackson says*

 'WHATTTTT? WE WERE JUST HAVING FUN!' *the fangirls yell* *Benedict comes through* "YEAH! they were about to sing about me!" "About your role you mean!" "MY ROLE? I AM SMAUG! I AM FIRE I AM DEATHHHH!!!!" "Fine, you did it! I told you not to do it!" Martin sighs as Benedict starts flapping his arms and runs around in the room. "BENEDICT! NO DON'T EAT THE- he ate the chicken sate... OH NOOO She'll be sooo angry!" I come in, talking with Aidan and giggling. Then I look at the table with food. "WHERE IS MY CHICKEN SATE!?!?!?!?" "No, no love, we can explain!" Aidan says and Orlando and Anne come in. "Ohhhh crap!" Anne exclaims and looks at the fangirls, and then at Peter. "Who is responsible for the lack of chicken sate??" Martin points at Benedict, who was in transformation to Smaug, and his skin was getting red. "MWWWRARAAAAAAGGHHHHHH I WANT CHICKEN SATEEEE!!!!" I yell and my feet got bigger, and my clothes changed into a lovely Hobbit dress and I start running around, yelling: "I AM A HOBBIT! I AM A VERY ANGRY HOBBIT! GIVE MEEE CHICKEN SATE! OR OTHER MEAT!" "Nice, now you've done it!" Anne says and she and Martin start running behind Benedict and me, and Aidan and Orlando help by searching for food. "MARTIN WE NEED YOUR HELP OVER HERE!" Anne yells. "Why his? She loves ME, doesn't she?" "Yeah she does but Martin in his hobbit outfit will calm her down!" "Oh okay..." Aidan says, muttering.

Martin dresses as Bilbo, and takes my arm, and starts dancing. "Bilbo what?" "Dance, and then we'll eat!" "WITH WHAT MEAT?" "Aid- I mean Kili is onto it with Legolas and Fili!" "Okay... but I really want chicken sate!" "You'll get your chicken sate!" "YAYYYY!!" "Now please help me with Ben- I mean Smaug!" "YEAH LET'S KILL SMAUG!" "No no not kill him-" "YOU CANNOT KILL ME, THE AMAZING SMAUG-BEN!" (A/N: You get it, Amazing Spider-Man is now Amazing Smaug-Ben  WAHAHAHAHH XD sorry I'm having fun here all by myself XD)"CUT IT OUT CUT IT OUT!" Peter yells "And that's a wrap!" Aidan laughs.

Okay sorry for that random stuff wahahahhah XD

Here is the URL if the video doesn't work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuPTg4Y6ho8

So, what do you think of the video of today? I have put the audio of the song on my phone wahahahhah XD so now I can listen to it as much as I'd like! ;D

 Question of the day: who is your favorite Hobbit of Middle Earth? Mine is.... I guess Bilbo... after that I think Pippin 'cuz he's soooo funny! WAAHHAHAHA XD

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BYEEEEZZZZ HOBBITSES!

~WatsonTheHobbit and WillTreatyRA ! <3