AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*panic attack*
*runs around breaking things and crying and flapping spasticly with her arms*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
sorry about that XD
So..... in this chapter I am talking to you about signs you're obsessed with The Hobbit!
For other signs which look like the Hobbit please read:
How To Tell If You're Obsessed With The Works Of J.R.R. Tolkien by @Urveniel
So I took and listed the main reasons and signs for me from her chapter about 80 ways to tell if you're obsessed with the Hobbit and added my own opinions and the ways they adjust to me!!
-You can name all the Dwarves HEHEHEHE YEASHHH XD
-When you get send to the gorcery store or out of class to get something: I'M GOING ON AN ADVENTUREEE!!
-If someone says 'Good morning' you start questioning them like Gandalf heheh yes XD
-When washing the dishes you sing 'Blunt the knives, bend the forks!'
-Your profilepicture, background or accountname has to do something with the Hobbit or in your profile there is a huge part about the Hobbit or LOTR XD yup WatsonTheHOBBIT!!! ;D
-You don't want to go to the third movie because you'll probably cry.... YEAH *cries* I WANT TO GO AND YET NOT IT'S SOOO CONFUSING!!! *runs away crying*
-You own one or more Hobbit posters! Well you don't really have to own posters to be obsessed, but it could be a sign!! :D <3 I've got 6 posters and one calender from LOTR heheheh and many pictures in my agenda/diary thingie that I use for school :)
-You want a Bofur hat HELLLLLL YEAAASSSSHHHH
-You have Hobbit related dreams... OMFG YES hhahahhaahhaha
-You write the Hobbit fanfictions.... maybeeeee hehehheheh XD
So she has many more signs and ways to figure out your obsession, so check out her story! :D <3
Thanks for reading, please comment and vote and SHARE this story!! :D
Once again I'll tell you guys we would want to reach 5K before BOTFA so please help us by sharing this story!!! :D LOVE YAAA!!! <3
Bye!
~WatsonTheHobbit
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