Hey readers!
Here is the next one!!
*camera continues rolling*
"Hey guys, we're back! Please don't forget to buy the new vote-flakes and the delicous com-ment-cookies! Thank you!"
*crowd claps*
"So Boromir, you never really died!"
"Yes! Yes, it really feels great to be here, we're all good friends so.. yeah! I'm glad that they don't freak out I'm still living..."
"Well we are glad too, AREN'T WE GIRLS!?"
*Girls scream their heads off*
"Great, great.... so, next up AbbyFantacyLover asked: What if the Fellowship were prickly porcupines with ballerina frog legs?"
*I turn to the Fellowship*
"For this one you get to answer it, so go ahead!"
*Merry and Pippin start laughing and Gimli and Legolas get very red cheeks*
Sam: That would be very strange and nasty I guess!
Frodo: Yes... I guess.. Just... Yeah... I can't think of it!
Pip: WELL I CAN!! *laughs his head off*
Merry: PIP YOU WOULD LOOK SOOO RIDICULOUS!
Pip: NO MERRY YOU WOULD!!
*they both almost fall off their chairs of laughter*
Legolas: I can totally imagine a dwarf like Gimli running around like that!
Gimli: You mean an elf! They look crazy anyways, so why not!?
Legolas: *breathes in sharply, looking deeply offended* At least WE know the 3 F's! Fashion, Fabulous and F**K YOU! *snaps fingers in F formation with a lot of trouble*
Gimli: Yeah... right... you forgot FIRE and F**K OFF!
Boromir: Hey guys! I thought you were alright, and being friends and stuff!
Gandalf: Don't even bother Boromir!
Aragorn: Of course they are friends, but sometimes their fathers remind them of their feud. Wow all those F's....
Pip: FRIED CHICKENNNN!!!! FRYING PAN! FUN!
Sam: FRODO!!!!
Merry: FROG!
Frodo: FROZEN!!
Gandalf: FUTTER WACKEN!!!!
*everybody stares at Gandalf like: WHUT!?*
Galfie: You know... what the Mad Hatter does! It's his thing!
Gimli: Yeah right...
Boromir: *turns to camera* CROSSOVER ALERT!!! HEHEHEHEHE!!
Aragorn: Yeah you sure are the king of that, my brother!
Boromir: *laughs* Yeah I really am!
WatsonTheHobbit: Okayyyy I guess that is enough for now! I will update soon enough and am glad to announce that a HUGGEEEE wave of updates is coming up, I first will finish the so far send what if's and then I have some already finished chapters! ;D
The Fellowship: *waves at camera*
Pip: Now let's go to the commercials! ;D
Merry: *scoffs and hits Pippin's head joyfully and they start hitting each other while the screen gets blurry and switches to the commercials*
~WatsonTheHobbit
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50 Shades of The Hobbit!
FanfictionThis book is filled with things about the Hobbit and Tolkien and LOTR, while we're counting down to the premiere of TH: BOTFA!!! Contains facts, parodies, fun and imagines! ♥♡♥ So yeah, enjoy randomness and epicness and lots of that stuff all about...
