Hey guys!!!
Here is part 2 of TarwaRedwood's request!
TarwaRedwood: Okay... what if all of the characters were given mobile phones during their quest?
Gandalf: Okay... we're going on a quest, but before I forget my friends; HERE ARE YOUR PHONES!!!
Thorin: YEAHHHHH IPhoneee!!!
Fili&Kili: Why do we get the baby barbie phones!? *frown*
Bofur: because you two are too young for a realy IPhone!! *pinches their cheeks* AREN'T YOU LITTLE CHAPS!? AREN'T YOU!?!?!?!
Dwalin: *chuckles* *checks the Middle Earth Dwarf news*
Bilbo: *orders handkerchiefs online* Hey guys, what do you think of a pink one? OOOHHH one with glitters! OH this one is pret-ty!
Thorin: *sighs*
Ori: *chuckles*
Nori: What is it?
Ori: Fluttershy called me!
Nori: *checks out Ori's My Little Pony Phone* Yeah she really did.... uhu... *slowly walks away*
Gandalf: *checks his nokia, sighs puts on glasses* Okay, Thorin, with your young eyes, what does this say?
Thorin: *sighs* Dwalin, explain it to grandpa!
Dwalin: *snickers*
Gandalf: HEYY!!! I am not grandpa! I am just older, and WISER!
Bofur: Yeah so wise you can't even use a nokia! PFFFFF and not even an IPhone! *laughs very hard*
Bifor and Dori: *elbow Bofur when they see Gandalf's angry face*
Bombur: *orders food online* HEY LADS! Pizza or shawarma?
Gloin: *updates Facebook with new photo's of Gimli*
Oin: Who is that wee lad?
Gloin: I told you about him already!
Oin: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Gloin: IT'S MA WEE LAD GIMLI!!
Oin: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Gloin: GIMLI!!
Oin: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?????
Gloin: ah I give it up...
Oin: WHAAAAAAAAAAATTT?? IS THAT YOUR NEIGHBOUR?
Gloin: *facepalm* NOOOOOOOOOO
Balin: Leave the lad, he's not blessed with good and young ears.
Gloin: Why did that stupid troll have to yell in his ear so hard? *sighs, being irritated*
Fili: Ya know, I'm hungry!
Kili: yes! HINT HINT Bilbo, Thorin, Gandalf, lads let's eat!
Ori: YEAH!!!
All: *start eating and make selfies or pictures of their food*
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~WatsonTheHobbit
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