50 Shades of The Hobbit!

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Heyyyy readers!!

Today we talk about the mystery of the broken Legolas poster... :"""""(

Okay... so recently I came home and after a few hours of making my homework I took a shower, and I walked back to my room, when I saw that my poster (in the media) was broken and shred... :"( So I was almost crying and tried to repair it... then I started talking to Rebecca(Slytherin_hobbit) and Anne about it... :

Me: OOOMMGGGGG NOOOOOOOO SOMEBODY BROKE MY LEGGIE POSTER!!! *cries*

Anne: NOOOOO!! *screams*

Rebecca: *pats her on the back and calls for Loki*

Loki: There there *hugs Sarah close*

Me: *trembles in Loki's arms* no not my Legolas poster!!! *snifs* why do cats hate my precious posters? They also destroyed my sisters' 1D posters... but you've got lots of them, I had to buy a fantasy special of a girls' magazine that was only available for a short time and it's from Germany!
 Me: *takes out rubber band* Okay fabulousness must be restored now!!! *starts repairing it with Loki*
  *real Leggie appears* *walks to the poster and with all his fabulousness takes a selfie with him on his fathers throne and makes it into a poster and throws the old one into da garbage!*
 
 Anne: AHHHHHHHHH LEGGIEEEEEEEEEEEE 

Anne:  *runs into his arms and hugs him*

 Anne:  *Leggie and her take a "kissing-scene Elfie" and are being fabulous*

Me: *holds Loki and snifs* Thanks Legolas!

Loki: *mouthing to Legolas* thank you!

Legolas: *smiles* *hairflip* you're welcome! Now, Anne, let's re-Legolas your room!

Anne: *giggles* YAYYYY!!!

Rebecca: I'm off to Draco!

Me: Loki...

Loki: Yeah, sweetie!?

Me: Why don't I have a poster of you which is actually a selfie?

Loki: EERRRRRRRR *runs away yelling* aaaaahhhhhhhh no go away with those Midgardian devices!!!

Me: *giggles*

*Fili and Kili come in*

Fili: What is happening here?

Kili: I don't really want to know...

*Cassy runs in*

Cassy: HEYYYYY GUYSSS!! Who's in for archery?

*Kili and Leggie cheer*

*Fili laughs*

Fili: Okay I will try too, but just once!

Me: I WANNA JOIN TOOO!!! :D *jumps up and down*

Loki: OH NO DON'T GIVE HER WEAPONSSS!!!

Anne: YEAHHHH  I WANNA JOIN TOOOO!!!!

*Anne and I dance around, Fili, Kili, Cassy, Rebecca and Leggie join in*

*Loki and Draco look awkwardly*

Draco: AH screw it! YOLOOOO!!!

Loki: YOU OWE LOKI OBEDIENCEEE!!! :D

*They all dance and have an archery contest and after that make marshmellows and tell ghost stories and have the best night ever*

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Okay.... so yeah that last part I just wrote randomly... :)

So... how has the mystery end?

Well... it turns out my father kicked my door angrily because he was upset about something little and just wanted to kick a random door... so he picked the only one in that floor with posters on it that are also low to the ground... :""""""""""""""( And I had to mention my broken poster before he said it.... he didn't even had the guts to tell it to me before... So yeah I cried again when I heard that he did it... I mean he has like 3 filmposters of LOTR, all in a frame, and if you'd hurt that he'd be very very angry, BUT OF COURSE YOU CAN KICK MY LEGOLAS POSTER THAT I GOT WITH A LOT OF TROUBLES I WAS JUST IN THE RIGHT TIME AND PLACE THAT I COULD BUY IT! THERE WAS NO RESEARCH BEFORE IT AND AFTER I BOUGHT IT I COULDN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET...... IT WAS A ONE TIME SPECIAL WITH BEAUTIFUL AND NOT STANDARD POSTERS AND HE JUST DARES TO KICK ONE OF THEM!? I MEAN...UGHHHHHH THEN JUST KICK TAURIEL BUT NOT LEGGIE!!!!!!!!!

*cries again* he really hurt me with this ya know.... :( Am I wrong feeling so sad and angry about this? :(

Question of the day: what is your most valuable the Hobbit-related thing you own? :)

For me it's my One Ring, my unofficial Hobbit cloak and my posters....

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Thanks for reading!!! :D

~an upset WatsonTheHobbit and WillTreatyRA understanding her pain, HELLOOOO IT'S LEGGIE!!!! ;D XD wahahahah