50 Shades of The Hobbit!

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HEYYYY READERS!!!

ITS TIME FORRRRR FANFICTION!!!! YAYYYYY!!!! :D :D :D :D :D WHO IS READY? HELL I AM!!!

The Archer Queen (Of course!)  from @Crunchie17 !!! Just check out all her The Hobbit fanfictions, they're all epic! Oh and this one is about Kili! <3

So the story: "Cassandra is a trained assassin, knight and a personal bodyguard to Lord Dain of the Iron Hills. What happens when she receives a letter from Dain's cousin Thorin Oakenshield asking for her to accompany himself and his company of dwarfs on their quest to reclaim their home, Erebor. However, the dangerous adventure that she expected didn't turn out the way she anticipated when love gets thrown in as well when she meets a certain young dwarf prince."

Also a message from her to all the copycats out there: "Anyone found copying my Archer Queen idea, my original scenes, ideas, characters etc will be reported. You have been warned!"

So yeah, take this warning seriously, because Anne and I are very close buddies with @Crunchie17 ! We scan Wattpad and have already found 2 people that copied The Archer Queen, and spammed them with negative comments, demanding to delete it and stuff, and told @Crunchie17 !! So be warned, you will be eaten and then thrown up by the Hobbit fandom if you copy her story! BE WARNED BITCHESSSSSSSS!!!

But for all the Kili-lovers out there: GO AND READ IT!!!! :D :D :D And even if you're obsessed with another character, it's really epic, and will make you cry, laugh and get all the feels you agreed with when you entered the fandom. Oh and she's submitted it into the Watty Awards!!! :D YEAH IT'S THAT GOOD!!!! :D

Okay, now, entirely different subject:  Question of the day: Who is your favorite (male) Elf?

Mine is Legolas, and after that Thrannie<3 they're too fab for Middle Earth XD WAHAHHAHAHAHH I really like the fanart people make about Thrannie and Leggie XD

Oh today a classmate started singing: "THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!" And I was like: *head snaps up* NO YOU DON'T! *stands up and says:* DONT YOU DARE SINGING THAT MEES THE BITCHFACE! XD wahahhahah lol xD *his friends look at me like: the f? and ask:* What is an Isengard? Who is Isengard? *runs over to their table, does an epic slide, stands still, and starts explaining without breathing inbetween* *takes a breath like a spastic fangirl, OH WAIT I AM ONE XD WHAHAHAHHA* *they are like: oh okay...* Yup that was it XD wahhahahaha

Oh and my friends said like: I'd like to see you have a twin. Then we come over and it's all day like: "LOKI GET OUT OF MY PLANTS! BILBO DONT WALK AROUND WITHOUT YOUR SHOES! UGH NOOO DONT!!" Or like: "FILI, DO NOT EAT THAT ITS A BUG! KILI DARLING LEAVE THAT CAT ALONE!" OMFGGGG OR: "LEGOLAS DONT CLIMB UP THERE! THRANDUIL GET OFF THE ROOF, AND OFF THE REINDEER I PUT UP THERE FOR CHRISTMAS!"

WHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD THAT WOULD BE SOOO HILARIOUS!! XD XD XD WAHAHHAHHAHAHA Man I really am a spastic fangirl XD

So yeah, enough randomness for today!

Thank you for reading, please comment and vote and check out chapter 45 again, I changed it! THANK YOU!!

Lots of love from the Hobbits from the St. Oelbert gymnasium school! <3 (yeah that's us!)