Teen Wolf Texts

Stiles & Scott

Disclaimer: I don't own Teen Wolf or any of the characters.
If I did, there would be way more happy and less sad and depressing. Also less death and more Sterek and Scisaac. Just saying.
3:04 AM

<Stiles>

hey wassup i heard u & ali broke up!

wut happened?

u 2 were like, all googly-eyes around each other!

<Scott Da Bruh>

dude wtf r u texting me?

it's like 3 in the morning

goddamnnnn

<Stiles>

blame it on my a.d.d. baby

<Scott Da Bruh>

DA DA DA, DA DA DA

OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH

<Stiles>

MAYBE IM A DIFFERENT BREED

MAYBE IM NOT LISTENING

SO BLAME IT ON MY A.D.D. BABY

<Scott Da Bruh>

dID WE JUST

<Stiles>

yes. yes we did.

<Scott Da Bruh>

but srsly y u b texting?

its 2 early to be aliveee

<Stiles>

ik but u dint answer da question

<Scott Da Bruh>

meh. she said she "can't feel a spark in our relationship anymore"

<Stiles>

DUDE

NOT COOL

<Scott Da Bruh>

eh it's ok

i wasn't feelin it either, tbh

<Stiles>

but dUDE

...

WAIT

KIRA LIKES YOU

<Stiles>

OMG R U AN KIRA GON HOOK UP????!!!!!

<Scott Da Bruh>

WUT???

NO!!

GOD!!

<Stiles>

oh phew

cos kira is like a sister 2 me

an ur my bro so...

<Stiles>

I CANNOT CONDONE INCEST

<Scott Da Bruh>

esp when it comes 2 wincest

<Scott Da Bruh>

snicker snicker

<Stiles>

OMG DO NOT EVEN

<Stiles>

wincest is just WRONG

everyone knows dean and cas lurv each other

<Scott Da Bruh>

whatevs i still like lisa

<Stiles>

i have no qualms w) lisa

but that was like 4ever ago!!!!

and it's TRUE LOVE SCOTT!!!!!!

<Scott Da Bruh>

well if that is all I am going back 2 bed

<Stiles>

all by yo self???

mmkay then

<Scott Da Bruh>

WHAT DO U SUGGEST

OF COURSE ALONE

AND UR NOT EXACTLY 1 2 TALK

OUT OF THE 2 OF US, WHICH 1 IS STILL A VIRGIN????

<Stiles>

geez i was jk

on that note...

gn bruh

<Scott Da Bruh>

gn