Teen Wolf Texts

Scott & Derek

3:14 PM

<Scott>

derek! how's ur d8 going w) stiles???

<Alpha Big Man>

It is NOT a date. And the Doctor is wonderful as usual. Although, I don't know how a true Whovian could fall asleep watching Blink, but that's Stiles for you.

<Scott>

OH PLEEZ

U KNOW U LUV IT!!!

<Alpha Big Man>

Love STILES? Don't make me laugh, it'll wake him up.

<Scott>

AWL, IS HE ASLEEP ON UR SHOULDER OR CHEST OR LAP OR SOMETHING??? THATS ADORBS!!!

<Alpha Big Man>

Currently, he's sleeping sprawled out across the whole couch. I moved to the armchair. However, he sleeps very lightly.

And "adorbs" is not a word.

<Scott>

YAS IT IS IT MEANS ADORABLE

<Alpha Big Man>

I could point out that "yas" is not a word either, but clearly that would be pointless.

<Scott>

SOOOOO

DO U LIKE HIM, DEREK????

DO U LIKE STILES????

<Scott>

DO U WANT TO HAVE SEX W) HIM????

<Alpha Big Man>

I'm going to be changing your name to "Creepy Perverted Asshole I". Danny can be "Creepy Perverted Asshole II".

<Scott>

U AVOIDED DA QUESTION!!!!! U LIKE HIM!!!!

AN HE TOTES LIKES U!!!!

<Alpha Big Man>

I most certainly do NOT!!!

<Alpha Big Man>

And Stiles does NOT like me. He hates me.

<Alpha Big Man>

The feeling is mutual.

<Scott>

UR KILLING MY SHIP, DEREK. UR KILLING UR OWN SHIP, U SUICIDAL HOMICIDAL MANIAC!!!!

<Alpha Big Man>

Whatever. I'm going back to Donna and the Doctor.

<Scott>

WAIT ONE MORE QUESTION

<Scott>

DID U CRY TOGETHER @ THE END OF SEASON 3???

<Scott>

derek????

<Scott>

awl f u it was 1 freaking question!

<Scott>

enjoy ur d8 w) stiles

his dad gets home from work around 6, so make sure u clean up the place before that

<Scott>

relly doubt his dad wants 2 c evidence of statutory rape in his own house

<Scott>

lol bye