Lydia & Stiles

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A/M: I'm not sure why the spacing just randomly changed. I just noticed but it won't let me fix it. Sorry for the inconvenience!
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6:23 AM
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
good morning, sunshine! how ya feeling?
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
morning? is it morning already?
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
yep, an it's monday morning! we have school. r u excited, or what?
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
groan
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
that's the spirit!
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
did u at least get enough sleep last night?
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
hehe, funny story
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
or super cute, "adorable couples" story. u decide.
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
oOOOOHH DO TELL
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
well i couldn't get 2 sleep last night so i texted derek
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
MR. STILINSKI, THAT IS NOT ADORABLE NOR APPROPRIATE. YOU R NOT EVEN LEGAL YET AN WTF R U TELLING ME???
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
wut? legal?
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
nNOOOO LYDS NOT LIKE THAT, U DIRTY MINDED TEEN U!!!
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
oh phew i nearly keeled over
ur my lil child u can't pop ur cherry anytime soon!!!
<Lean, Mean Bitching Machine>
well actually u should, but w8 until the 5th d8 at least
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
im ur lil child? awl thx i always wanted a mom!
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
wow i dint mean 2 make that sound so emo an depressing
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
it's ok hon ily anyways!
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
continue w) the story, if u pleez
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
oh right
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
i texted derek that i couldn't sleep an he said he wished he could do something. i told him he could, that the window was open.
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
aAWWWWWL HOW SWEET OF HIM
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
anyways, he came in thru the window an just held me for a long time until eventually i was calm enough 2 sleep. he stayed with me the whole night. in fact, he would still b here if not 4 the fact that he needed 2 shower an put on clean clothes.
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
my clothes don't fit him. learned that!
<Lean, Mean Bitching Machine>
how fluffy!!! omg, please tell me he sung u 2 sleep! I WOULD DIEEE
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
r u psychic? after about thirty minutes of me still awake, derek was like "wut will make u fall asleep? should i read u a really dull textbook?" I told him that would make me more hyper an awake, an he said "would it help if i sang? should i sing u 2 sleep?"
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
i said that no1 had ever done that except my mom wen i was lil an he started 2 hum something- idk wut song- an i fell asleep after a few minutes
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
an he kept referencing supernatural it was gr8
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
i cannot get over the cute!!!
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
wut about u? u plotting any romance 4 urself?
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
wut??? no!!!
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
lol maybe i should start my own club, devoted 2 getting u an malia 2gether
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
malia would probably join
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
that's only bc she doesn't understand! dunt pick on her, she's vulnerable an a lil helpless!
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
an THATS a good example of y u an her would b perf 2gether
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
...
<Lean, Mean, Bitching Machine>
on that note im out of here
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
awl lyds! dunt b like that!
i have more 2 tell u about derek!
<Mr. I'm Dating A Sex Bomb>
fine, i will tell u @ school

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