Derek & Peter

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<Nephew>

Peter, you know I would normally ask your advice, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

<Asshole Uncle>

Yes, Derek. What do you need?

<Nephew>

In the scenario that I liked someone- this is purely hypothetical, of course- and I had asked them out on a date, but I was unsure they knew it was more than just hanging out as friends, how would I go about clearing that up without making it awkward?

<Asshole Uncle>

Well, it's either awkward or it's not. it depends on their reaction, so there's little that you can do. I'm sorry that I could not be of more help.

<Nephew>

Wait! One more thing!

<Asshole Uncle>

I'm listening.

<Nephew>

What do I cook?

<Nephew>

In the event of that hypothetical situation being real?

<Asshole Uncle>

Something casual. That will help a little with the awkwardness if they turn you down.

<Nephew>

That's very reassuring. Thanks a lot, Peter.

<Asshole Uncle>

Anytime.

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