3:56 PM
<Uncle>
Derek, I know you have your phone. You're a smart man, and you probably have it tucked in your teeth right now.
<Uncle>
Derek, he doesn't hate you.
<Nephew>
Yes, he DOES. Because I bit him!
<Uncle>
He was freaked out, because he thought you were trying to turn him without his consent. Add that to the nerves and adrenaline running through him because he was with you, and you have one very touchy boy.
<Nephew>
He thought I was trying to turn him?
<Uncle>
Why else would he get upset?
<Nephew>
... Because I wolfed when we were making out?
<Uncle>
GO BACK TO HIM. APOLOGIZE. KISS AND MAKE UP. HAVE SEX, I DON'T CARE.
<Nephew>
Oh my god, Peter, I swear...
<Uncle>
Okay, okay, fine. I'll get out of your hair. JUST GO TALK TO HIM.
<Nephew>
JFC fine.
<Uncle>
What is this jfc? Is that anything like JFK?
<Uncle>
Go explore some weird kink with him or something! It's a bonding experience!
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Teen Wolf Texts
FanfictionStiles and Derek hate each other. But when Stiles realizes his feelings for Derek have completely flip-flopped, Beacon Hills had better be ready for what's going down. Sterek fluff primarily.
