Teen Wolf Texts

Stiles & Derek

11:05 AM

<Idiot>

hey sourwolf wanna marathon doctor who w) me??

<Der Bear>

Do NOT call me Sourwolf. And, although I adore Doctor Who, I must ask; why are you texting me?

<Idiot>

cos of REASONS, DEREK. REASONS.

<Der Bear>

Like???

<Idiot>

scott is w) kira, danny is busy

danny said u were a superwholockian so here we r

<Der Bear>

Oh, okay then. But why does he think you and I would actually want to watch TOGETHER???

<Idiot>

cos he's a creep who needs 2 keep it in his pants

<Der Bear>

I don't understand.

<Idiot>

he thinks there's some sort of underlying sexual tension between us and he wants 2 see us hook up

<Der Bear>

What an idiot.

<Idiot>

agreed

<Der Bear>

He doesn't actually want to SEE it, does he? Because that is seriously fucked up.

<Idiot>

i don't think that's wut he meant

not that there's anything 2 c :(

<Der Bear>

:(????

<Idiot>

i dunt know y i did that

<Idiot>

what a freudian mistake, right?

<Der Bear>

You are only confusing me more.

<Idiot>

y did i say THAT???

<Der Bear>

I'm leaving.

<Idiot>

WAIT R U COMING OR WUT?????

<Der Bear>

Ugh, fine. I'll be at your house in ten minutes.

<Idiot>

YAY WHOVIANS UNITED!!!!

<Idiot>

but srsly, what's wrong w) me?