Chapter 5~Pranks and the transformation jutsu

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Do you know what it feels like to walk into Naruto's house? Well, if you haven't, welcome to my world.

Naruto's house is like a garbage dump only a million times worst. Man , there was at least a million cockroaches in there. Plus, I had to wade through all that garbage just to get to his room.

So, you'd expect me to be pretty cranky after all that. I stomped up to Naruto's bed. I grabbed his ear and screamed into it. "WAKE UP!!!!!" Naruto jumped up from his bed and literally kissed the ceiling.

Heh heh...*evil grin* " Emerin... did you have to do that??!!" Naruto wailed as he clutched his ear. "Yeah, now get off the bed.", Naruto sweatdropped. "' You told me wake you up early didn't you?" "Oh yeah! I remember now!" Naruto jumped out of bed, and slipped on his underpants. "Ow!! Who put that there??!! Whoever did is gonna have hell to pay!!" I sweatdropped. "Naruto, that belongs to you." I said in a quiet voice. He anime fell." Oh."

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"Anyway, why do you seem happier then usual?" He smiled mischiviously at me. He grabbed a bucket of paint a bolted out of the door(Of course he finished cleaning himself up). Oh well, I should practise some jutsus at the training field since it's early. Nah, I think I'll go and sleep more.

Snore.

When I woke up, I had to get to class already. Aw man. I wanted to go and laze a bit more. Anyway, when I got there, surprisingly, Naruto wasn't there. I looked out of the window and... guess what I saw.  There was paint all over the hokage stone faces! I had to bite my lip to stop laughing. So that's what Naruto was going to do! I'd recognize that artwork anywhere. You know, you'd think people would stop selling paint to Naruto.

No such thing.

Pretty soon, a fuming Iruka Sensei stormed through the door,dragging a tied up Naruto into the classroom.

"I'm at the end of my rope Naruto. You've failed the graduation test three times already! You have another chance tommorow!" Iruka sensei ironically lectured Naruto, you know since he was tied up with rope...

Naruto just turned his head and made a 'humph' sound . Iruka Sensei had a irk mark on his forehead.

"Right!! Since you missed the transformation jutsu, the whole class must do it again!! A loud chorus of groans came from the class except me. Personally, I found it funny.

"Sakura here! Henge!!" She transformed into Iruka Sensei. "Yes!!! I did it!", Sakura squealed as soon as she transformed into herself." Did you see that Sasuke kun?" Umm... why is she squealing like a fangirl? Oh yeah, that's right. Correction. She is a fan girl.

Next,was the emo. Humph. Acting so cool.Of couse duck butt did the jutsu perfectly.

Naruto was next. I snickered. I had a feeling Naruto was going to do something hilarious. "Henge!!!!!!" Next thing I knew, Naruto had transformed into a naked girl with clouds covering the privates.

I wanted to laugh, I wanted to cry, I wanted to beat the crap out of Naruto.

I was all for whacking Naruto for being a perv but Iruka Sensei beat me to it. Huh, Iruka Sensei had tissues stuffed up his nose which could only mean  he was having a flu or a really severe nose bleed.

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I'm guessing it's the second.

"NARUTO!!!! YOU WASTE TIME AND EFFORT CREATING STUPID JUTSUS LIKE THIS ,BUT NOT ON ACTUAL JUTSUS?????!!!!! FINE!!!! AS PUNISHMENT, YOU WILL CLEAN THE HOKAGE STONE FACES!!!!"

Ok,now it was my turn. I made handsigns." Phft, I bet she won't be able to do it. I mean, she looks so weak!" "Transform!" I said. Then I transformed into Iruka Sensei.

Heck yeah,I'm awesome.

When I transformed back into myself, everyone was speechless. "HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO SO THE JUTSU ON YOUR FIRST DAY?!!!!!!" The pink haired banshee known as Sakura shrieked into my ear. I grabbed my ear and yelled " I can't hear you!!" "You wish..."  "I know, right? Wait... Why am I talking to a little voice in my head?"

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"Umm..."

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Am I going cukoo?

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Ok, lessons just finished , Naruto snuck out of the classroom to eat lunch with me, now i'm eating a sandwich and Naruto's choking on his instant ramen...

WAIT WHAT???!!!

"Oh my Kami!!!!!!!!!!!Breathe Naruto!!!!" I screamed, whacking him on his back while he hacked away.

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Yeah, Iruka Sensei found Naruto due to his super loud coughing and literally dragged him to clean the hokage stone faces. Actually, I kinda felt sorry for him...NOT!!!!!!!!!! Eh, just kidding.

*Time skip to next day.*

Today was the final exam. And I had to wake up Naruto. AGAIN!!!!!! And it was a million times worst then yesterday. Naruto,when will you ever clean up your room??!!

Yeah, so I screamed into his ear again, only louder, and he went flying through the roof. Literally. "Oww... again?! " Naruto exclaimed, rubbing his sore head. "Yes! Now get the flip out of the bed!" I replied. His eye twitched.

*Time skip to the academy.*

"I hope they don't test the clone jutsu! That's my worst jutsu!" "Oh for the love of... quit talking! No offence but, your non stop chattering is about to make my ears bleed!"

Naruto anime fell.

*Time skip to the classroom.*

"Alright , today is the graduation test. When I call your name, please step into the other room. The subject will be on the clone jutsu." I could practically see Naruto whacking his head on the table.

"Ok, first up, Kurisutaru Emerin."

I got up from my chair and walked over. I walked past Naruto's desk to see him still whacking his head on the desk. "Dude, are you all right?" I asked. He just groaned in response. "I'll take that as a no."

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"Make at least three clones then you pass." Iruka Sensei instructed.

I made the handsigns. "Clone jutsu!" Nothing happened at first. Then, when Iruka Sensei was about to say something, there was a poof and three clones appeared. "Well, my jutsus like to delay themselves for some reason..." I muttered scratching the back of my head. Iruka Sensei and another sensei called Mizuki Sensei nodded their heads, sweatdropping.

"Right, here's your headband." Iruka sensei passed one over to me." "WOOT!!!!!" I yelled, not caring that I was in the examination room. The two teachers sweatdropped at me. "Heh heh... whoops? Wrong place to celebrate." I smiled sheepishly, rubbing the back of my neck before I proceeded to zoom out of the room.

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Naruto took his test after me so I waited at the swing. I saw him walking through the throngs of people. I waved at him. But he didn't seem to see me. He shuffled along, looking at the ground ,depressed.

He didn't have a headband.

I felt my heart drop. We couldn't graduate together...

I just stood there as he disappeared from sight.

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Yo guys! I'm so sorry this one came out like 298338338477374910 years late. Don't expect too much romance because I suck at writing cheesy things. I mean seriously. I'm only 12! I haven't reached my time yet.

By the way, how do you do story dedications? On phone? Please tell me on comments! I know how to dedicate on the computer but I can't use the computer because someone fiddled with the computer...* Glares at brother, who is whistling innocently.*
Anyway, vote and comment on how I should improve. Till next time, cya!

~ Ginesu

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