Enter! Emerin Kurisutaru! ( Book 1 )[ Naruto fan-fiction] MARY SUE CHARACTER.

Chapter 27~ Fangs and claws... I'm a cat now?!

::Disclaimer:: (Has anyone seen my socks, by the way?)

Emerin: You seem grumpy today.

Me: No shit Sherlock! Someone keeps stealing my socks!

Toshiyoshi__: ... Why would anyone want to steal them?

Me: Gah! Don't sneak up on me!

Sasuqe: Hn, loser.

Me: WHO LET YOU IN?!

Sasuqe: I let myself in. Now, do you mind?! Why do you spell my name as Sasque?!

Me: Finnne...

The Emo Duckass: Much better- wait a minute... hey!

Me: You only told me to change your name. Not what you wanted it to be changed to.

The Emo Duckass: Hn, loser. Change it! Loser.

Me: And who was it who lost against Orochimaru?

Emerin: Duck-butt did!

The Emo Duckass: Whose side are you on?!

Emerin: The creator's, of course!

Toshiyoshi__: Sigh... anyway, Ginesu does not own Naruto OR the Emo Duckass as Ginesu happily puts it.

Me: Enjoy the chapter!

The Emo Duckass: Come back here!

::Story Start::

*Emerin's POV*

I don't know how look I was out for but I do know that when I woke up, the sun seemed brighter then usual and everything seemed louder. While I waited for the extraordinary sensitivity to wear off, a few thoughts went through my mind. What happened to me? Where are my teammates? And who decided to leave the sun on brighter then usual?! Screw you sun God.

I groaned slightly, and heard movement- wait, when since was my hearing so freakishly awesome?

...

Must be my imagination.

Anyway, once the extraordinary sensitivity wore off, I slowly opened my eyes.

I saw someone looking over me and I blinked twice. "Sakura?" I asked, sitting up. "Oh my gosh, you're ok!" Sakura exclaimed hugging me.

I eyed her weirdly. "Oh my fudge. You're not Sakura! Who are you and what have you done with her, nya?!" I exclaimed, accusing her. What? Sakura would never hug me.

"Idiot!" Sakura hissed, bonking me on the head. "Ow!" I wailed. "Why the heck did you do that, nya?"

Sakura froze. "Y-you sounded like a cat... and I'm pretty sure I saw your canines look sharper!" She stuttered.

"What do you mean, nya?" I asked, tilting my head. "You're joking right?"

Sakura shook her head. "NO! I'm also sure your eyes are slitted like a cat's!" My eyes widened.

"What?! Is there anything I can use for a mirror?!" I shrieked, completely forgetting I was in a forest full of man-eating animals and killer shinobis who might just want to kill us. Whoop-de-do! Isn't my life just glorious?

Surprisingly, Sakura had a handheld mirror the size of my head. Right.... next thing I need to know is how she fits this in her pouch. Seriously, I saw her pull it out. Is there some secret technique to making your pouch's space capacity the size of Narnia?! What other completely irrelevant stuff is in Sakura's pouch?! Next thing I know, she'll be pulling out a horse!