Enter! Emerin Kurisutaru! ( Book 1 )[ Naruto fan-fiction] MARY SUE CHARACTER.

Chapter 25~ THE FOREST OF DEATH SUCKS!!

::Disclaimer::

Me: Yo!!

Newako: SHUT UP!

Me: Wah!

Toshiyoshi__: QUIET!

Me: Whose side are you on?!

Toshiyoshi__: The more sensible one.

Me: *Sniff* I don't own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does. *Sniff* Enjoy the chapter.

Newako: Eat that, sucker!

Me: I hate you... WAAAAAHH!!!!

:Story start::

*Emerin's POV*

"AAAAARRRGGGHHH!" A ear piercing scream rang through the air. My eye twitched. "Please tell me that I did NOT hear what I think I heard." I said, my eye still twitching. At this rate, I'm sure I'm gonna get a permanent eye twitch.

"Nope, you aren't hearing things, believe it!" Naruto shouted into my ear. I jumped back... annnnnnd... hit a tree.

"Ow!" I yelled. Sasuke just hn'ed and Sakura, she was annoyed. "Will you stop being so loud?! The enemy might find us!"

"Hypocrite..." I muttered. "What. Was. That?" Sakura hissed.

"Hypocrite! You are louder then me and Naruto combined, you damn idiot!" I shouted in her face. The anime vein was literally bulging out of my forehead.

I'm gonna kill Sakura later. Since, I don't want to fail the exam.

"Humph!" Sakura turned away.

Naruto for a weird look on his face. Then he ran to the bushes, fiddling with his pants.

"I gotta take a leak!" He said with a embarrassed look on his face.

"Not when there's ladies around!" Sakura barked, bonking Naruto on the head.

"And we have a 'fine' example among us." I sarcastically muttered, shaking my head.

"S-Sakura-chan... you're scary..." Naruto whimpered as he went behind the bush to do his business.

While waiting, I noticed the change the direction of the wind. It was now blowing to my direction.

I caught a whiff of something foul on the air.

"Scuse' me for a minute..." I muttered as I went behind a tree.

Then, I proceeded to throw up my breakfast. The stench of blood in the air was disgusting. There must be a lot of blood here.

"Are you ok?" I heard someone say. "Other then the fact I feel sick thanks to the scent of blood in the air, I feel just dandy."

I looked up to see... Sakura? "Uh... why are you here? I'd be more expecting you to go and flirt with Duck-butt."

"I was worried about you!" "Wow, that's a first. So yeah, you can stop now." I muttered, banging my head in the tree... and a spider dropped on my head.

I twitched. "Please tell me that the overlord of darkness is NOT on my head." "I hate to break it to you, but it is."

"HOLY FUDDDDDDGGGE!!!!!" I hopped around, trying to toss the overlord of darkness from my head. When I finally got it off, I threw it on the floor and stabbed it with a kunai. "Ew, no... now I'm not touching that. It's been contaminated." I wrinkled my nose in disgust.

"You are overreacting." Sakura deadpanned. I shrugged. "I try my best."

Then something occurred to me. Me and Sakura... were ACTUALLY TALKING NORMALLY WITH EACH OTHER. Oh wow. This is something I never expected to happen.