Enter! Emerin Kurisutaru! ( Book 1 )[ Naruto fan-fiction] MARY SUE CHARACTER.

Chapter 26~ The pedophile snake Orochimaru.

::Disclaimer::

Me: Hi people! Hi random stranger who I don't care who the heck you are! Hi ghost! Wait... GHOST?! AAARRRRRGGGGHHH!! It's ANNABELLE!!!!! *Screams Dramatically*

Toshiyoshi__: *Covers my mouth* Shut up! It's just one of my old Victorian dolls.

Me: ... Still not seeing your point.

Toshiyoshi__: *Sigh* Excuse me while I go and beat some sense into Ginesu.

Me: *Gasp* How could you?! I'm sooo gonna get InuYasha to use Kaze no Kizu on you!

Toshiyoshi__: ... InuYasha does NOT exist.

Me: DON'T YOU REMEMBER?! HE CAME TO YOUR ANIME CHARACTER PARTY!!!

Toshiyoshi__: Nope. I don't recall any of that sort.

Me: Hey- Oh wait, that was Keytar_Moustache_JY.

Toshiyoshi__: Ginesu does not own Naruto OR InuYasha. Both of them would have run off screaming bloody murder.

Me: Enjoy the chapter!

::Story start::

*Emerin's POV*

"Heh... this should be fun. You must have a Heaven scroll... so... you must want my Earth scroll." M/W MJ said creepily, holding up a Earth scroll.

Then, his tounge shot out and wrapped around the Earth scroll he was holding. He proceeded to swallow it. My eye twitched. Doesn't he have a pocket or something?! Ew, the ninja world sucks.

"Heh heh... let the fight... for our scrolls begin." He touched his eye with his finger.

Ew, NO.

Suddenly, I saw myself... DYING?! I couldn't help but feel nauseous. The blood I was seeing... it was too much for me to take.

I took a deep breath. It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. It's- shit. I smell blood.

I bit my lip and drew blood. I was just in time too. M/W MJ had thrown kunai at me, Sasuke and Sakura... OH MY FUDGE!! MY TEAMMATES!!! I completely forgot about them. Well, anyway, looks like I won't have to worry about them. Since Sasuke has just stabbed his leg and Sakura is frozen with fear... AW HELL NAW!! THEY NEED HELP!! And Sakura, why? Just.... why? Do you have to freeze out when we need you most?!

"OI!! Duck-butt!! I'll leave ye' with pinkie while I deal with the weird person who seems to have no gender!"

"What do you mean?!"

"It means 'Get lost!' "

Finally, Sasuke got it into his thick skull to get lost so he grabbed Sakura by the arm and jumped away.

"Hehe... aren't you brave..." M/W MJ was SERIOUSLY creeping me out.

"Personally, I don't feel like dealing with a creep like you so, can't you go and bother another team with your creepiness?!" I asked, exasperated. Seriously. M/W MJ is THAT creepy. He makes me wanna run away screaming bloody murder. Honestly, I'm surprised no one has thrown that person out of the village and into the depths of the Naraku. Whoops, ANOTHER InuYasha referance.

"Hehe... why would I want to do that? After all... the last of the Kurisutaru clan is in front of me. It's ironic... the clan's trademark, snow white hair... but the clan itself is buried in darkness." He hissed.

I was about to throw my shoe at him, for being such a creep when I heard Sakura and... Sasuke? Scream. Really. I'm not kidding. THE all mighty Uchiha was screaming.