Enter! Emerin Kurisutaru! ( Book 1 )[ Naruto fan-fiction] MARY SUE CHARACTER.

Chapter 20~ Chunin Exams part 1.

::Disclaimer::

Me: Heeyyy... guys! You miss me? I know you did!

Readers: *Stare* No...

Me: WHAT?! Man, that's cold... And I go through all this trouble to write chapters... *Sulks in the corner*

Emerin: Aw, don't be sad! You write awesomely! Even though I do beat you up sometimes, I do have my moments!

Me: Yay! *Glomps Emerin* I love you... in a sisterly way! Because if I meant it in a different way, that would have been awkward! And gay!

Emerin: For some reason, you sound kinda like me...

Me: Well, duh! I'm your creator! So I give you my personality! Since you're my most favorite character that I created!

Emerin: Yay! *Glomps me* As a reward, I won't beat you up! Also, I will do this disclaimer! Ginesu does not own Naruto! She only owns me! Now, bye, sayonara, and now shoo! I have work to do!

Me: Maybe I have given you TOO much of my personality...

::Story start::

*Emerin's POV*

When we entered the, my jaw fell open. Holy mint, this room was filled with people! "So many people... Are they all here to apply?" Sakura asked. I facepalmed. "No chizz, sherlock," I said sarcastically. Just then, an annoying, high-pitched voice sailed through the air. "Sasuke!! Where have you been, cutie pie?" I sighed melodramatically. There's only one voice like that. So high-pitched... So annoying... So Sasuke loving...

Ino jumped on Sasuke, hugging him. Ok, I actually feel genuine pity for Sasuke right now. I mean, look at his face! His face practically screams distaste for Ino hugging him. I sweatdropped.

"I could hardly waite to see you again, Sasuke-kun! After all this time, I bet you're excited to see me again!" "Ino, you pig! Get your hooves off MY Sasuke-kun!" Sakura barked. Facepalm.

"Oh, hi Sakura! Still hoping the mutant forhead comes into fashion? How sweet." Ok, I'll admit it. That was funny.

"Still harping on fashion? Should have known. Girls like you are waayyy past the line of sanity. That also means that you'll be the first of your team to die." I simply said, awaiting Ino's reaction.

Ino's face flushed with anger. She flipped her blonde hair into my face before she turned and glared at me.

"Huh, you're just jealous that I've got the looks! I mean, I'm prettier, smarter and I've got beautiful soft hair and smooth skin!" Ino bragged.

I rolled my eyes. " Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you over the loud sound of you blowing your trumpet! By the way, for what I DID hear, what looks do you have? A pig's? Yeah, probably. And I'm jealous of you? Pfht, that'll be the day." I snorted.

"Will you just shut up already? This is such a drag, will you guys just die already?" A lazy voice that made my lazy voice sound hyper said.

Shikamaru was the lazy bum in our class. That's what everyone except me told him. So, Shikamaru says I'm the least troublesome woman he met. Uh... should I have felt insulted? Eh, but he's cool with me. Oh! And he's best friends with a big boned guy called Choji. I could have used the three letter word but if I did, that would mean a death wish for me. I've seen how Choji reacts when called fat. But, I'm saved. He seemed pleased when I told him he was big boned and slightly, ever so slightly plump. So yeah, he didn't squish me.

"Hey! It's team 7, the three idiots!" I heard a voice say. Holy cheese, that guy was wearing a FUR coat! Dude, he's trying to get heat stroke or somethin' ? Anyway, aside from the fact he's gonna die of heat stroke, he has THE most ADORABLE puppy sitting on his head! Was his name Kiba? I think so. And I keep getting distracted. From his previous sentence, he said three of our team. So, I think it's safe to assume that he doesn't mean me. I mean, have you seen my team?