::Disclaimer::
Me: Wassup people?!?!
*One eternity later*
Me: Why is no one here?! *Anime cries*
Sasuke: That's because no one wants to see you. Loser.
Me: Sort of how no one wants to see your ugly face.
Sasuke: I don't have a ugly face. I have fangirls.
Me: UGLY fangirls. But whatever helps you sleep at night, ya?
Sasuke: It doesn't help me sleep at night. I KNOW I'm handsome.
Me: Who said you were handsome?! And ew, no. This is why Emerin and you won't be together.
Emerin: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS.
Me: Nope! I'd bother you some more but I need the disclaimer done! Any volunteers?
Emerin: Count me out of this one.
Sasuke: Hn.
Me: Silence means consent! Now get your fat ass up there and do the disclaimer!
Sasuke: What?! No!
Me: Too bad. You should have thought of that earlier. Now do it before I decide to make this disclaimer a 'Uchiha meets NANO MACHINE' disclaimer.
Sasuke: I hate you. And what the heck is a Nano Machine?!
Me: Tell me something I don't know. And a Nano Machine is a wonderful product of SCIENCE.
Sasuke: I stole your house.
Me: And I'm standing in it. Now, disclaimer.
Sasuke: Fine. Ginesu does not own Naruto since she's such a idiot. Masashi Kishimoto does.
Me: Better be happy I don't own you. I'd have you killed before the first 10 episodes were up.
Sasuke: Hn.
Me: Wait a minute... this isn't my house...
::Story Start::
You know what? Nope, I am out of here!
But before I could make my escape, someone caught Naruto's hand, allowing me to conserve my chakra instead of me running away and wasting chakra.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Kabuto told Naruto, his hand in the scroll to keep it shut. "Can't you recall the rules?"
I freaked out. "AHHH! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!" I yelled, pointing my katana at him. Still sheathed. What is wrong with me?
"Maa, calm down, Emerin-chan." He said, reassuring me.
Me eye twitched. I don't actually like being called with a 'chan' at the back of my name. I only allow Naruto, since he's my best friend.
But something about him makes me distrust him. I narrowed my eyes at him, a scowl forming on my lips.
He's up to something, I just know it.
*Third Person's POV*
Sasuke frowned, thinking about his team's current situation.
Considering the odds, the should have been taken out way back, maybe in the first few hours. And yet, here they are.
Finishing collecting water, he stood up and proceeded to make his way back to his team.
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