Enter! Emerin Kurisutaru! ( Book 1 )[ Naruto fan-fiction] MARY SUE CHARACTER.

Chapter 21~ Noo!! Tests! My very worst enemy!

::Disclaimer! Woo!::

Me: Disclaimer!! Whee!

Emerin: Dude... are you... sane?

Me: Yep! Whee!

Keytar_Moustache_JY: Apparently, some idiot gave Ginesu chocolate mints just before the disclaimer. *Glares at Emerin.*

Emerin: What did I do? I mean, you didn't see me giving chocolate Hershey brand mints to Ginesu in the kitchen!

Keytar_Moustache_JY: You do realize that I didn't mention what brand the mints were and the location it was given?

Emerin: Uh... Oh! Look at the time! Hah hah... I best better be going! *Runs*

Keytar_Moustache_JY: Alright, before I go hunt down Emerin, first things first. Ginesu does not own Naruto. Now bye. *Chases Emerin*

Me: Whee! Enjoy the wheeing story! Whee!

::Story start::

*Emerin's POV*

My eye twitched as I looked over the stupid questions in front of me. But what was really worrying me was Naruto. The knucklehead/idiot. Not the sharpest pencil in the box. Oh holy mother of mint... life really loves playing tricks on me, don't you think? Hello? Anyone? *Crickets chirp*. Aw, damn. I MEAN, HELLO?! DOES IT KILL ANYONE TO ANSWER ME?!

" First of all, no questions permitted! Got that? Ok, rule number 1! Each and everyone of you here starts out with 10 points. The test has 10 questions, each worth exactly 1 point. For each question you answer wrongly, we subtract a point from you." Ibiki started, writing on a oh-so-convenient black board that appeared out of nowhere. Either that, or I just didn't notice it, proving how blind I can be.

"Get all 10 questions right, and you keep your points. But, for example, if you get three questions wrong, we minus 3 points from you and your total drops down to 7.

Rule number 2. This written exam is still a team event. Passing or failing will be determined by the sum of all points held by the three members of each team.

The objective of each team is to have as few deductions as possible from the 10 point score."

"WAIT A SECOND!! The whole concept of the deductions and starting points are hard enough to follow but what is this team total that you speak of?" Sakura asked. Kami damn it, quit asking questions!

"Did you not hear the part where I said no questions? Now, shut up and listen so that you can actually learn something!" It's official. After the exams, I have GOT to thank him for telling Sakura to shut up.

"Rule number 3! If during the examination, a candidate does anything suspicious, in other words, anything that allowed the proctors to believe that the candidate has cheated, we subtract two points from each member of the cheater's team."

"If you let the protractors catch you cheating, you'll bring your friends down with you! If you wish to become Chunin, you had better start acting like one!"

Ok... take a deep breath... and calm down... if me, Sakura and Sasuke score enough points, we can score enough to cover up for Naruto.

"One more thing... if any one of your teammates loses all 10 points, regardless on how well the others did, all of the teammates will be disqualified!" Heh heh... you hear that? I could have sworn he said... wait wait wait wait wait wait... HE SAY WHAT?!

That's it. I'm gonna die, Naruto's gonna die everyone is gonna die and we are sooo fatally screwed. We're dead.

I sneaked a look at my team and saw Sakura and Sasuke glaring at the back of Naruto's head.