Enter! Emerin Kurisutaru! ( Book 1 )[ Naruto fan-fiction] MARY SUE CHARACTER.

Chapter 7~ Introductions

*Disclaimer*

Me: Do the disclaimer.

Emerin: What??!! Oh now you do the disclaimer??!! We are already like seven chapters late! What if everyone thought you owned Naruto?!

Me: *Rubs back I'd head.* Sorry 'bout that. I was too lazy.

Emerin:You...*Grabs katana.*

Me:Eek! Uh... before you attack me, do the disclaimer before more damage is done.

Emerin: Fiinnee... Ginesu does not own Naruto. Masashi Kishimoto does. Crystalsnowflake only owns...*looks at paper* Cara, Alicia and... Me??!! Damn you Ginesu!!

Me:Ha!! I can tell you to stop moving if I wanted to!!

Emerin:*Grumble* You win this round spawnie. But do that again and I'm so gonna rip you to shreds tear out your guts, slice you to bits...

Me: Ignore her. Ok, enough of my rambling.

Story start:

Do you ever look up to the sky and ask " Kami, why are you so mean to me?" I have, and I did that at least 66,8767 times this month. Why? Well, blame it on my highly dysfunctional team. One, Sasuke is being such a emo ducky and whenever I try teasing him about the *ahem* incident, he keeps hn'ing at me.

Sakura, ugh. She is a pain in the a- um, excuse my 'colourful' language. But the very thought of Sakura makes me want to throw every tool of my vocabulary at her.

Naruto isn't that bad. He just, plays too many pranks. They weren't so bad until he did that prank.

*Flashback*

It was during break.Naruto had wondered off somewhere. "Naruto! Where are you?!" I called. As I re-entered the classroom, I tripped over a piece of wire. "What the-?" I began as I noticed where the wire connected to. Oh Kami... I'm gonna murder you Naruto.

The most awful stink filled the classroom. Yes!! He used the Kami damned stink bomb I helped him make. And, if you've forgotten my enhanced senses, well, Let a just say the stench was 50 times worst for me.

I heard Naruto laughing so my deadly aura enveloped me and I came behind him. "Naruto... I hope you are ready..." I saw the doom lines on the side of his face. I grabbed my katana and began chasing him, swinging my katana like a mad woman.

*End*

So in other words, never help him in the stink bomb prank. It might- No, will back fire on you.

Now, I still have to wait for sensei. He's only 10 minutes late. He can't make us wait for a few hours right?

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Wrong. He did make us wait a few hours. I guess I jinxed myself earlier.

I got so bored that I set up a prank with Naruto. "That won't work!!" Sakura screeched." Oh yeah? I bet 50 ryo he will." "Fine! I bet the same amount he won't fall for it." Ok, I got Sakura to bet. I bet she doesn't know I have a little gift that allows me to read future! Eh, just kidding. I can't do that. "What about you Duck-butt ?" I asked. "Hn." "Jeez, is that the only word in your vocabulary? You should really update your language." I grabbed a dictionary from behind my back, Heck yeah I'm a magician. Not really, I'm just good at hiding things. Anyway, I grabbed the dictionary and tossed to Ducky.