Enter! Emerin Kurisutaru! ( Book 1 )[ Naruto fan-fiction] MARY SUE CHARACTER.

Chapter 19~ Lee Vs Sasuke AKA Duck-butt!!!!

*Disclaimer*

Me: *Huff* *Huff* I finally escaped the deranged Emerin. Kami, she nearly killed me!!

???: Serves you right!! If you hadn't been lazy, you wouldn't have gotten one hell of a beating! And- wait, are those Emerin's mints?

Me: Huh? Karen what do you mea- Oh shit. By the way, what happened to your famous Uchiha composure? Did it go down the-?

Karen Uchiha: No. Hn, Keytar_Moustache_JY told me not to use it.

Me: HEY!! YOU USED 'HN' FOR THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU TODAY!!!

Karen Uchiha: Hn, loser.

Me: Fu- wait, I shouldn't use that word. Instead, fudge you. Now, do the disclaimer or I'll drown you in honey.

Karen Uchiha: And I can set Emerin on you. But I'll make an exception. Ginesu does not own Naruto. She only owns Emerin and some other characters. She also doesn't own me because I'd have killed myself if she did, just to stop the torture.

Me: Aw, you DO care. You won't kill me.

Karen Uchiha: Forget anything I said. I'm gonna kill you.

Me: *While running* ON WITH THE STORY!!!!!! AND SOMEONE HELP ME CHASE OFF THE DERANGED UCHIHA!!!!!!

::Story start::

*Emerin's POV*

"You want to fight me, here and now?" Sasuke repeated. "No, he wants to look for ducks with you which I don't think is necessary since there is one on your head." I said sarcastically, poking his duck ass hair. Sasuke turned his head to glare at me."What? It's true." I shrugged my shoulders.

Lee saw me and blew a kiss at me. I quickly dodged and hid behind Naruto. "Do that on Sakura!" I yelled, causing the pinkette to death-glare at me.

Yeah, so soon, the wall behind Sakura had so many heart shape thingies and Sakura had a lump on her head.

"*Huff* *Huff* Are you nuts?! I could have died, dodging that!" Sakura hissed, rubbing her sore head.

Lee looked down at the ground, rejected. "You don't have to be so mean..." He trailed off.

"So, you're challenging me, knowing my lineage. Loser." Sasuke said.

Then the boys started going into a conversation about their names. Seriously, the names aren't much of a big deal! These boys are waaayyy too over dramatic. I voiced that out at least twice but of course, I was ignored.

"So... if you people are finished with the name issue, you might wanna start fighting. And, I think Lee will win. Mainly because I don't wanna cheer Sasuke on." I said flatly causing Sasuke to glare at me and Lee to smile at me. And he somehow managed to make his teeth twinkle. I wonder how they even do that.

"Well, Sasuke is going to win!" Sakura announced, folding her hands in front of her. "Sasuke won't lose to a runt like him!" And, Lee looked so rejected that I couldn't help but whack Sakura on her head to give her some sense which I don't think worked. These fangirls are waaayyy past the line of sanity.

"Wait! Fight me! All I'll need is five minutes! Believe it!" Naruto yelled. And, he VERY stupidly charged at Lee and got knocked out. Idiot. But, Sasuke looked impressed at Lee's speed. Which means Lee's speed is something. Mainly because Sasuke never shows any emotions besides grumpy!

"This should be interesting. But this will be all over in five minutes." Oh chocolate mints. What's with the five minutes?! Is that the only time in the world?! Or does everyone not wear watches?! Seriously, five minutes isn't the only time there is!