Haikyuu!! Scenarios (Haikyuu!! Fanfiction) [DISCONTINUED]

What If....

THEY WENT TOGETHER IN THE MALL??

They went to the mall to buy stuffs that they need.

"OMYGAWD! IT'S OIKAWA~!"

"WHO ARE THOSE TWO GIRLS!?"

"WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH OIKAWA!?"

Me: Hey Idiot....

Oikawa: Hm? What is it Shinji-chan?

Me: Stop your fangirls or I'll kill them .

Oikawa: EH!?

Aoi: *puts hand on Oikawa's left shoulder* Oikawa, please.... *loomy face*

Oikawa: O-Okay!

Oikawa talked to the fangirls and came back quickly.

Me: The good thing you did it quick.

Iwaizumi: What did you tell them?

Oikawa: Shinji can kill them all and they all jawdropped~

Me: I'm going to the bathroom.

Kuroo: Bathroom again? Everyday in our practice. You always go to the bathroom.

Me: Got a problem?

Kuroo: N-No.

Lev: Shinji-chan is always go to the bathroom, mostly when she got lost.

Me: Oh. Shut up.

Konoha: We will wait you here.

Me: Okay.

3 MINUTES LATER

Desuka: Hey guys.. Where do you guys wanna eat? My treat.

Aoi & Shinji: *daydreaming aura* ANYTHING YOU WANT DESUKA~

Desuka: ..... *loom*

Kei: You'll decide because you're the one who will treat us.

Desuka: Well, Fine. Let's go eat burgers.

IN A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN EAT BURGERS....

"Look at the blue haired girl... She's cute"

"Dude, and also the other one too~ but she seemed too shy for my type..."

Kuroo: Tsk.

Bokuto: Tsk.

Akaashi: Tsk.

Kageyama: Tsk.

Kei: Tsk.

Hinata: Tsk.

Daichi: Tsk.

Noya: Tsk.

Tanaka: Tsk.

 Lev: Tsk.

Oikawa: Tsk.

Me: Stop clicking your tounges...

Them: Hai.

Me: *eats burger messingly*

Akaashi: *notice the crumbs on Shinji's cheek* Shinji.

Me: Yea? *Looks at Akaashi with a mouth full*

Akaashi: *wipes her cheek with tissue*

Kuroo: Oi.

Akaashi: Hm? What?

Kuroo: Stop it....

Akaashi: Why?

Kuroo & Akaashi: *loud thunder*

Me: Are you guys done? Were gonna leave you guys here...

Aoi: Auntie Shinji is a little bit depress right now~

Me: Tsk.

Oikawa: Do you want a warm hug Shinji-chan?

Me: No.

Lev: How about a kiss? *pouts to kiss Shinji*

Me: No. *pushes Lev's face*

Desuka: Stop doing that stuffs in public. Everyone is staring at us.

Me: Oops. My captivating eyes just caught them.

Kenma: Captivating eyes?

Me: Yea. When I looked at their eyes, they'll stare at me.

Suga: That's weird.

Aoi: W-W-Why are you g-g-guys s-s-staring at m-m-me!?

Me: Calm down. Oikawa!

Oikawa: Hai!

Me: *le carries Oikawa;s boday and threw him in the middle of the crowd*

Oikawa: OH NO!

Us: *left without any trace*

Konoha: Oikawa's another Sacrifice, Shinji's captivating eyes or also known as her Apearance, Akaashi & Kuroo will be rivals, Clicking tounges and Aoi's loomy face