Haikyuu!! Scenarios (Haikyuu!! Fanfiction) [DISCONTINUED]

GOOD NEWS!

Desuka: Good news! Shinji is back with our baby!

Everyone: BABY!?

Shinji: BABY!? DAFUQ DUDE! I'M NOT PREGNANT! I'M JUST SICK!

Everyone: *looks at shinji* ...

Desuka: Hi honey~

Shinji: *punches Desuka*

Kenma: OTP.

Kuroo: Oh shut up.

Shinji: Dafuq happened while I'm gone?

Hinata: Desuka-san made an animation for y-

Kageyama: *covers Hinata's mouth*

Aoi: *jealous mode on*

Yachi: *jealous mode on*

Oikawa: OTP.

Shinji: Animation? Desuka, for who?

Desuka: It's a secret...

Shinji: Well. Fuck you.

Kuroo: *annoyed*

Daichi: I'm glad you're okay!

Suga: We really miss you mostly your brothers!

Tanaka & Noya: WE LOVE YOU SHINJI-CHAN!

Kei: Welcome home..

Tadashi: Welcome back!

Asahi: W-welcome back...

Daichi: *pupiless eyes to Asahi*

Asahi: *nerve crack*

Ennoshita: Were happy that you're here!

Shinji: Thanks guys!

The Super Trashes: Ahem...

Shinji: WAT?

The Super Trashes: *quickly hugs Shinji* WE MISS YOU! WE LOVE YOU!

Shinji: *drowning by their heights* H-HELP.....

Lev: We really missed you!

Shinji: O-OKAY! NOW LET ME GO!

Nekoma: *stares at Shinji*

Shinji: Umm...

Nekoma: WELCOME BACK!

Shinji: Thanks.

Fukurodani: *grins*

Konoha: Shinji-chan~

Shinji: WAT?

Konoha: AKAASHI~ *pats Akaashi's hair*

Shinji: *shows middle finger to Konoha* FUCK YOU.

Fukurodani: WELCOME BACK!

Bokuto: *jumps over to Shinji's back*

Everyone: *jumps over to Shinji's back*

Yoshiyuki: U OKAY SIS DOWN THERE?

Shinji: -squeak-

Desuka: She's fine~