Dude.... (DESUKA AND SHINJI'S WEDDING)

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A/N: This one is for you guys who helped me.

Shinji: Dude....

Desuka: *busy on something*

Shinji: You're ruining my homestuck fandom....

Desuka: I don't care.

Shinji: *spills apple juice on Desuka*

Desuka: I swear. If I marry you, I'll ruin your fandom.

Shinji: I  swear that I will delete all of your songs. You suck than dave strider.

Desuka: HEY!

Karasuno: *watches them until they fall asleep*

Desuka: Who's this fucking nerd?

Shinji: YOU DICK! IT'S JOHN EGBERT! (A/N: aye. I forgot how to spell his last name. God damn it)

Desuka: And this cool dude?

Shinji: DAVE STRIDER!

Desuka: Nah. I'll throw this away from you before our wedding.

Shinji: I wonder who will cry on our wedding.

-LATER THAT WEDDING-

Kuroo, Bokuto, Lev ,Oikawa and Konoha: *cries*

Shinji: Uh-huh....

Priest: You may now kiss the bride.

(A/N: HOLY SHIT! HERE IT COMES!)

Desuka an Shinji almost kiss but suddenly.

Vexly: STOP!

Oikawa: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *insert screaming girl*

Vexly: I'M STOPPING THIS WEDDING *writes in a paper and done.*

-Later that day-

Desuka: What now?

Shinji: I dunno, eat and sleep

Desuka: Okay. *fist bump*

Shinji: *fist bump*

THAT'S ALL DUDES!

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