Please Don't Eat Me

Chapter 7

“Ling-Ling She, erm, so how does fruit salad sound today?”

Di Xiaoshu walked into Ling She’s
house—obviously very familiar with it—with a bag of ingredients in hand.

Ling She would leave the door open after coming home from work so he could come in.

His gut was still malnourished despite his familiarity with the place. He didn’t have the courage to look Ling She straight in the eye but he often did have the urge to fall on his knees.

He still had to report the menu of the night to the emperor.

Sometimes he might have gotten a bit carried away with chatting, but it did not feel good at all having the “Ah…today might just be my last day…TvT” feeling whenever he went over to Ling She’s house.

“But Xiaoshu…you know I don’t like sweets…”

Ling She strode over and took the bag from Di Xiaoshu’s arms. Di Xiaoshu spotted pouting lips approximately at an angle of elevation of 30°.His lips jerked involuntarily.

“But…you said your throat wasn’t feeling good a couple days ago. It’s been dry lately so I thought you should eat more pears and stuff…. I won’t make it very sweet, okay?”

“Xiaoshu…you’re so good to me.”

Di Xiaoshu looked up and for some reason seeing Ling She’s suddenly serious expression with lips slightly curved in an attractive shape made his heart skip a beat.

“Th-then I’m gonna get started!”

Ling She watched as the little mouse scurried into the kitchen and—mhm, how should I put it—that big snake tail of his wagged back and forth in a frenzy.

Di Xiaoshu cut the fruits up into nice bite-size pieces and stacked them nicely in a big bowl. He got the salad sauce he had made especially for this out from the fridge and dumped a huge blob onto it.

Just as he was about to start mixing, he got trapped around his waist again….

“Ling She, I-I’m not done yet.”

Di Xiaoshu’s face started to blush and he wiggled a bit. Although he felt that he had gotten more and more used to these “sneak attacks” of Ling She’s
recently at least to the point he wasn’t sweating and shaking anymore, for some reason the nervousness hadn’t disappeared and his heart beat faster every time.

This time, however, Ling She didn’t rush him in that faux-cute voice of his while saying stuff like “Xiaoshu, I’m hungry,” but instead just quietly stood there with his arms around Di Xiaoshu.

“W-what’s up?” Di Xiaoshu’s heart was beating louder and louder as he got more and more unsettled.

Ling She’s breaths got closer and closer to his ears, making them completely flushed. He wanted to evade it but he was still confined.

“Hey…ah!”

Ling She suddenly licked his ear. He dropped everything in his hands out of shock and started struggling out of instinct.

Ling She wasn’t about to let him off the hook. He pressed down on his shoulder with one hand and pulled him even closer to himself by the waist with the other.

“Mmmm…le-let go….” Ling She’s tongue was playing with his ear, even sucking and gnawing on his earlobe from time to time.

S-so I guess I’m still gonna get eaten…!!! QAQ

Is today gonna be my last day???? ;≧皿≦;

Di Xiaoshu despaired but was scared stiff so he stayed rigid in Ling She’s confinement.

Tut tut tut goodbye my friend😆😋