Long before the great war that happened on earth between the crystal gems and homeworld, an experiment was made to create a new type of gem. This experiment was performed on a planet whose environmental temperature was so high that homeworld could o...
Mecha was in front of his office desk while his inbox was being bombarded with more and more messages.
Mecha: Oh boi...
Mecha took a big sip of his coffee and sat in his chair. After fixing his hair, he turned on the camera to talk to his readers.
Mecha: Hello everyone! Mecha here and I'm here to talk with you guys about a couple of things.
1) Is this really the end of the book?
Mecha: This is NOT the end of this book. This book has many things to show. But for reasons of lack of time, I have not yet arrived there. I will continue, don't worry about it :3
2) Is Ash going to fall in love with Onyx?
Mecha: I was altering that detail based on what you were writing in the comments and... I'll let you guys decide that :V
Yes?
No?
Mecha was holding a red pill and a blue pill.
Mecha: Is up to you.
3) Fight the diamonds?
Mecha: It will happen at some point and we all know that... Why even bother asking?
4) When are you... going to update... UGH!
Mecha was pinching his forehead.
Mecha: WHEN I HAVE TIME, OKAY?! I ALSO WANT TO UPDATE OTHER CRAP AND I DON'T HAVE THE TIME! DON'T HATE ME!
Mecha was crying.
Mecha: Cinder! CINDER, TURN OFF THE CAMERA! TURN OFF THE F**CKING CAME-
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5) What do you think of Pink?
Mecha: Next question...
6) Are you going to add Spinel since the movie is out?
Mecha: Spinel? Please! Why would I add her to this?
There was a strange music coming from outside of Mecha's office
Mecha: That music...
That music was very... VERY familiar.
Mecha: Oh no! That's-
Someone suddenly kicked the door.
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Mecha: Oh no!
Spinel: Oh yes!
Mecha: Why are you here?!
Spinel: For your story!
Mecha: My story?
Spinel: Song time since you are writing this!
Mecha: No! STOP!
That's right I read the story over and over again
Gee, it's swell to finally see you once again.
That's right I read the story, don't really like how it ends
Gee, it's swell to finally see you once again
What did you read about me? What did you read?
What did you do without them? What did you do?
Did you wrote something? What did you wrote?
Did you think all this time that we wouldn't find out about youuuuu?
Mecha used hacks to send Spiel back to her movie
Mecha: God... Do that is not fair but it was the only way.
(She will be added in a special chapter and I'll be writing the movie, don't worry :3)
Mecha was sitting in his chair in the middle of his new destroyed office thanks to Spinel's appearance.
Mecha: Thanks for coming here and... Destroy my office again...
Mecha tried to take a sip of coffee but his mug broke before he could take a sip.
Mecha: Nothing will cheer me up after this... Not even memes.
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...
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After that, Mecha was beaten by Cinder and her pan of pain, he was revived by the power of the plot armor, he lost all his money because of Ban... And he received a hug from Raphtalia.
THE END
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