Whats an Avenger? (Tf2 Crossover) (Hiatus)

Chapter eight

"MERASMUS WE HAVE COME TO KICK YOU'RE ASS AND TAKE IT!"

Merasmus scowled at the Blu Soldier, obviously not the one he knew but just as annoying. "What are you doing here?" He scowled.

"Not using zhe door as normal people" Blu Medic deadpanned, poking his head through the large hole they blasted through.

"We aren't normal people" Blu Spy let out a long sigh, possibly having a headache at this point. "Anyway-"

Merasmus grabbed the nearest item to him, that being a broom. "GET BACK! I HAVE A WEAPON"

"Woah now" Blu Engineer held up his hands. "We just wanna ask some questions not-"

"AND YOU-" Blu Soldier shouted before having the broom slammed onto his head, surprisingly breaking his helmet and knocking him out.

"Woah!" Blu Scout jumped back a bit in surprise. "What da hell?! What kind of broom is that?" He pointed to the broom.

"Painted steel" Merasmus replied, holding the broom out in front of him.

"Interesting" Blu Medic hummed, poking the unconscious Blu Soldier in the head. "He's out!" He giggled and poked him again.

"We can see zhat..." Blu Spy sighed and looked over at Merasmus. "We need some information from you" he flicked his cigarette down onto the ground. Merasmus stared at him he made a face before dropping the broom and crossing his arms. Clang That broom really was made out of steel damn, Blu Engineer would make a note to study how it was made and painted later.

"Fine" Merasmus scowled, crossing his arms. "What do you need? And want"

"The red team is missing" Miss Pauling spoke from behind the group, squeezing her way through the small crowd. "We thought you had something to do with it but-"

"I didn't do anything to them" Merasmus snapped holding out his arms as if offended. "I haven't even been out"

"How do we know you ain't lyin?" Blu Scout asked, looking suspicious of the wizard that they fight every Halloween.

"Because he izn't" Spy replied. "We were wrong, let's go" he turned to leave.

"We can't just give up now" Pauling said, not wanting him to leave just yet, maybe Merasmus knew where...

"And I don't know where they are" Merasmus added. Blu Spy turned and looked back.

"Are we going or not?"

"We're..." Pauling glanced back at Blu Spy "Coming" she jogged over to him with a sigh. This really wasn't her day.

"Better luck next time?"

Back in the Marvel Dimension

Doctor strange stared at the men in front of him, unable to think of something to say. They were waiting for Nick Fury to arrive, so they could figure out a plan. Stephen didn't like the fact that one of them was already drunk from at least drinking ten bottles of whiskey.

"So explain to me how exactly" Medic started, staring at one of the magical items in the Sanctum. "How this works?" He pointed to the bottle.

"...That's just a waterbottle" Doctor strange sighed, he glanced off to the side as Medic realized it.

"Oooh" Medic grinned awkwardly, putting the Waterbottle down than acting like it was the most interesting thing in the room. "I see"

Nova snickered in amusement. "How dumb" he Immediately got a syringe in his face. "Woah!" He flew back and Medic giggled.

"Just one blood sample!" He said, holding up a syringe with an evil grin on his face.

"No way dude, go away!"

"Come back~"

Stephen sighed, this was getting annoying at this point. "Look out beloowwww" Demoman sang as he dropped a bottle of whiskey.

Meanwhile...

"Please tell me..." Sniper scowled. "you know where you're going now?"

Spy simply waved his hand in reply, shaking his head. "So far as we get as far away from that castle I don't think directions are needed unlesz we need to make it to zhe town"

Sniper mumbled in annoyance, glancing up, he noticed the sky darkening. "Maybe we should look for a t-" he was cut off as Spy out his gloves hand over his hand.

"Shh" Spy snapped quietly, pulling his hand away. "Someones following us, listen" Sniper did listen, and he did hear some footsteps human like. He kinda wished he had his weapons on him. Those would be useful right about now.

He found a large stick on the ground, bending down he picked it up and then held it out in front of himself like a sword. "Who's there?" He called out. Sniper blinked when a rabbit jumped out the bushes. "It's just a-"

"Behind us"

"Shit"