A girl walks into a room and asks her mother, "Why'd you name me leaf?"
To which the mother responds, "Because a leaf fell on your head when you were born."
A second girl comes in and asks her mother, "Why'd you name me flower petal?"
The mother responds, "Because a flower petal fell on your head when you were born."
Just then, a girl walked in with a crooked smile and tripped over nothing, grunted and then tripped again.
The mother sighed and said, "Hi, refrigerator."
(Thanks to my brother for telling me this joke. It also sounds a lot better when speaking so you can do the refrigerator noise. Its sort of like, "bragblawbrah".)
